Final Game of Thrones Power Rankings

Man, what a dud the series finale turned out to be. Hell, the entire final season sucked. The Game of Thrones writers ought to be embarrassed.

In fact, I have questions:

What is the point of having a Night’s Watch when there are 1) no white walkers, and 2) the Wildlings are now cool with everyone?

Daenerys Targaryen being killed while making out with her nephew/lover (again, EWWW) Jon Snow? Really???

Speaking of Jonny-Boy, why did they bring him back from the dead, only to have his ass returned to the Night’s Watch? What’s the point in that?

How does Bran “the Broken” Stark (they REALLY have to fix that title) go from chillin for 10 years to suddenly become the king of the six kingdoms?

Why does Tyrion Lannister keep failing up? (I guess he must be “The Gift” after all)

Where in the hell is Arya going?

I am happy about one thing, and one thing only: Sansa Stark.

She got what she wanted. The North is now independent. She is the Queen of the North.

Simply put, Sansa is the new Littlefinger. Much respect, girlfriend.

Since I’ve blabbed and blabbed away before I’ve actually started my rankings, this will be just a glorified list with a comment here and there. It could also be a form of protest of what I thought was a lousy-ass final season.

So with further ado…

1. Bran “the Broken and Whatever…” Stark

2. Sansa Stark (the true Queen B)

3. Tyrion Lannister

4. Arya Stark (again, where the hell is she going?)

5. Bron of Blackwater (Lord of Highgarden, not bad for a sellsword)

6. Sir Davos

7. Brienne Tarth

8. Samwell Tarly (my man never gets any respect, even as a Grand Maester)

9. Jon Snow

10. Daenerys Targaryen (bye, bye b$&@h!)

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  1. I couldn’t agree with you more. Terrible.

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