Notre Dame Football Move to ACC Is the Inevitable…

Notre Dame football is the sports version of one of the mysteries of life.   Instead of asking questions like, “what is the meaning of life”, “if a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around, does it make a noise” and “what came first, the chicken or the egg”, college sports fans have…

NBA Playoffs Historically Boring As Hell

There is a reason I have yet to give a preview of ANY round in the 2017 NBA Playoffs.   Why give previews for games when I already know that no matter who wins their respective series opposite the Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers, those squads do not have a snowball’s chance in hell…

Happy Cinco de Mayo, Dammit!!!

Happy Cinco de Mayo, yo!   Feel free to have a few drinks and make fools out of yourselves.  Just don’t drive drunk, dammit…

The Root of the Adam Jones Debacle: Denial

I wasn’t surprised to hear that Adam Jones was harassed and called the n-word.  I also wasn’t surprised to learn that this happened in Boston. Quick background on your boy: I am originally from Brooklyn, NY, so I am a bit adversely-biased when it comes to Boston.  From visiting Boston a few times in the…

Thoughts on Day One of 2017 NFL Draft…

The Bears don’t know what the hell they are doing.  Sigh, where do I begin?   First of all, the Bears already signed a QB (albeit a scrub) to theee years, and $45 million — $18 million guaranteed.  Then, after realizing “what the f$&k, we gave a scrubby QB $18 mil guaranteed?!”, wanted a QB…

Myles Garrett Is Top Pick by Default

In two nights we sports fans will be glued to our TVs, computers and smartphones.   Not the NBA playoffs (as exciting as it is), not baseball, and we can’t even find the NHL playoffs on TV (damn Gary Bettman).  It’s the NFL Draft, baby.  Every year we get to pontificate over several things heading…

Happy Earth Day!!!

We from ‘The Klown Times’ want to wish y’all a late Happy Earth Day.  Now make sure y’all go out there and hug some trees — or smoke some if you’re into such a thing. Damn hippies…