Happy Thanksgiving, Dammit!!!

We at The Klown Times want to wish all of you a happy Thanksgiving. Be sure to get your way on, drank on, and sleep yourself silly afterwards. Oh, and be nice to your families too. You know how some of us do…

The World’s Quickest 2018-2019 NBA Preview

The 2018-2019 NBA season starts tomorrow night, and I. Can. Not. Wait. LeBron James going out west to lead the Lakers.  Kawhi Leonard getting traded out east to the Raptors.  Boogie Cousins signing with the already loaded Warriors.  The “Process” manifesting itself in Philadelphia. This is going to be the most exciting NBA season in…

The World’s Quickest 2018 MLB Playoff Preview: Division Series

What an awesome start to the 2018 playoffs! First, the extra games to decide the NL Central and West division champs. Next, am exciting NL Wildcard game that went into extra innings. Commissioner Mansfield couldn’t have hoped for anything more exciting. So without further ado, here’s my short, quick preview for the League Divisional Series….

2018 NFL Week 4 Preview

Game of the Week Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots I would have had tonight’s game between the Vikes and Rams mentioned here, but the one I chose is too juicy. Dig this: if the Patriots lose at home to the Dolphins, they’d be 1-3 and THREE AND A HALF GAMES (I count home wins/losses…

Happy Labor Day, Dammit!

We at The Klown Times would want to wish you all a Happy Labor Day!  Be sure to get your BBQ on, play copious games like Spades and Bid Whist (or Uno if you’re old school like me), and be sure to have Maze, feat. Frankie Beverly playing in the background. Oh, and don’t drink…

Have a Safe 4th of July!

We at The Klown Times want to wish everyone a safe and happy Independence Day. Eat, drink and be merry – just don’t be a dumbass and set yourself on fire with fireworks…

Happy Father’s Day!

We at “The Klown Times” would like to wish the dads out there a happy Father’s Day. Kids, make sure y’all treat your dads right and keep those cool gifts coming. Moms, be sure to get the big piece of chicken at dinner…