Happy Earth Day and Belated 4/20 Day

We, at “The Klown Times”, would like to wish everyone a Happy Earth Day and VERY belated 4/20 Day.  Time for all hippy-ass tree huggers and potheads to celebrate, maybe hibernate, and smoke a tree or two… #SeeWhatIDidThere

New Kickoff Rule in College Football Stinks

You know the phrase, “what are we doing here?”  That is what I feel about the new rule change the NCAA made regarding kickoffs in college football. From NCAA.com: The NCAA Playing Rules Oversight Panel approved altering football’s kickoff rules to allow the receiving team to fair catch the kick inside the 25-yard line and…

The World’s Quickest 2018 NBA Playoff Preview: 1st Round

I am really, REALLY looking forward to the 2018 NBA Playoffs. Unlike years’ past (especially LAST year), both conferences are wide-ass open.  I mean, both conferences have favorites, but they are not CLEAR CUT favorites.  As a result, don’t expect any sweeps in the first round. So since this is supposed to be “the world’s…

Tiger Makes Golf Interesting Again

Before y’all jump on my case for hyping up a dude who wasn’t close to contention in the 2018 Masters, hear me out. When was the last time was there so much hype for a golf tournament, let alone the Masters? Was there this much hype surrounding the Masters last year? The year before? The…

The World’s Quickest 2018 Major League Baseball Preview

The 2018 Major League Baseball is upon – like REALLY upon us given that the season will start this Thursday.  From my beloved New York Yankees being the modern-day Murderer’s Row to the loaded National League, this is shaping out to be an exciting year in baseball. Like my previews of recent past, my MLB…

Relax Folks, Virginia Will Be Ok…

It has to suck to be a fan of the Virginia Cavaliers men’s basketball team. It sucks even harder to be one of the player – even harder for its head coach Tony Bennett. After all, the Cavaliers became the first top-seeded team to lose to a 16-seed (the UMBC Retrievers) in NCAA tournament history…