Today we learned that only two men were voted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY: Derek Jeter (on the first ballot) and Larry Walker (huh?). I do have to ask who the hell was the one… Read More ›
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It's About Time Jimmy Johnson Was a Hall of Famer
I don’t cry too often. The only time I cried was after a spanking, when I got married, after my son was christened, and after an uncle I was close to took his own life. I think I may have… Read More ›
Who the F*&k is Joe Judge? (And Other NFL Head Coaching Hire Musings)
The last couple of days were filled with three rather surprising coaching hires: Mike McCarthy to the Dallas Cowboys, Matt Rhule to the Carolina Panthers — and last, and more shockingly, Joe Judge to the New York Giants. Here are… Read More ›
Ohio State Fans, Don't Blame Refs for Loss to Clemson
Ohio State fans have a right to be pissed. A questionable targeting penalty on your best defensive back which led to Clemson’s first touchdown, giving the Tigers life when they were down 16-0. Then, in what was perhaps the most… Read More ›
2019 Week 17 NFL Preview
I know what most of y’all are probably thinking: “You haven’t been posting a lot of NFL weekly previews this season. What’s going on with you? You’re not depressed, are ya?” Well, you’re right on the first statement. In fact,… Read More ›
Merry Xmas, Dammit!
We, at The Klown Times, want to wish you all a Merry Christmas! Enjoy that holiday cheer, the dinner, festivities, and NBA games (Clippers-Lakers is gonna be epic, but don’t sleep on Celtics-Raptors and Bucks-76ers). Don’t fight with family (if… Read More ›
Dem Cheatin' Patriots
A lot of y’all have been asking me for my thoughts on the latest video escapades of the New England Patriots took place two weekends ago in Cleveland. You know, when the Browns hosted the Cincinnati Bengals. Problem was, the… Read More ›