Dear OJ, I'm glad to see you make parole yesterday afternoon. Hell I couldn't help but see it because your parole hearing was televised live on several news channels. While you did get your parole granted, I'm going to offer you some words of advice if I may. Pass 'Go', collect your $20K per month…
Tag: Sports
Future Is Bright for the Lakers
The Los Angeles Lakers are coming off of consecutive losing seasons for the first time in recent memory. Bad decisions by former front office boss Jim Buss and former general manager Mitch Kupchak set the Lakers back in a huge way, and fans were praying for a miracle to come and rescue them. Enter team…
Lonzo Is Ballin’
Look, I know it's only the NBA Summer League. In fact, I almost never pay too much attention to it. But I can't help but notice the buzz generated by the presence of Lonzo Ball throughout the 2017 NBA Summer League. This dude has been setting attendance records, and recording some triple-doubles along the way….
Hayward Signing Great, but Not Enough for Celtics
Gordon Hayward’s free agency journey was just that. An epic one, if you will. But after witnessing the media’s fawning over Hayward in terms of where he would sign, one would think that this was the 21st century’s version of the next great “White Hope”. Look, in all seriousness, I like Hayward’s game —…
Happy 4th of July!
We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a happy 4th of July! Be sure to sleep in, eat copious amounts of BBQ, imbibe in numerous Spades and UNO competitions, light lots of fireworks, and drink responsibly. Speaking of fireworks, don’t be a dumbass and pull a Jason Pierre-Paul. If you…
Good Riddance Phil Jackson!
You ever get that feeling of heightened elation that you don’t know what to do with yourself? That’s how I feel upon hearing the news that Phil Jackson had been fired by my beloved New York Knicks (and no, I’m not buying that “mutual” parting of ways BS). It’s the kind of elation that is…
ACC Network Moving Along
This is going to be a nice, quick shout-out to all the Atlantic Coast Conference haters out there, especially that “dude from West Virginia”. Remember all those folks who predicted doom and gloom for the upcoming ACC Network, particularly in the midst of all those layoffs at ESPN? According to John Ourand and Michael…
