Las Vegas Raiders: it Just Fits

There are partnerships that are considered to be the most successful in American history.  Laurel and Hardy.  Peaches and Herb.  Amos and Andy.  Sanford and Son.  Cookies and cream.  Afro and Sheen.  And what better partnership to add to the list than Las Vegas and Raiders? The NFL made the move official earlier today, voting…

No, the ACC is NOT Overrated

A lot of college basketball fans are VERY emotional right now, and for good reason. The NCAA Tournament had produced a plethora of surprises in the “Round of 32” – oh what the hell, the SECOND round (I will NEVER count the play-in games as part of the tournament, dammit).  As a result, lots of…

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

“The Klown Times” want to wish everyone a happy St. Patrick’s Day! Don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and work, and y’all better not pinch me for not wearing green. I WILL beat that ass…

2017 NCAA Tournament Preview

NCAA tournament, arguably my favorite time of the year.   Even though my brackets will be set ablaze after the second round (again), I am looking forward to the paegentry.  This should be one helluva tournament. Let’s begin, shall we?… East Region Top four seeds: Villanova Duke Baylor Florida Dark horse: Virginia  Analysis: Villanova will…

Boeheim and Williams Ran Out of BLEEPs to Give

I am a 43-year-old man. While I can’t do many of the things I used to (running fast, jumping high, having high muscle flexibility), there are a few things I like about getting old. Becoming wiser.  Having a broader perspective on life.  Appreciating the little things and not taking stuff for granted. The last of…

Tony Romo Should Sign with the Texans

I didn’t think that good ‘ol Jerry Jones had the stones to break off Tony Romo.  I could have sworn that Jerrah would stubbornly stick by a player whom many would say is like a second son to Jones.   Nevertheless, it looks like that the owner/general manager/cat daddy of the Dallas Cowboys had finally…

Shaq Needed to Let it Go

Before I launch into my rant, let me disclose the following. First, I am a BIG fan of Shaquille O’Neal. I love his humor, his wit.  I love what he does for the charities he’s involved in.  I love what he is doing for TNT, notably his “Shaq-tin a Fool” segments (more on that later)….