A Letter to OJ

Dear OJ,

I'm glad to see you made parole yesterday afternoon. Hell I couldn't help but see it because your parole hearing was televised live on several news channels.

While you did get your parole granted, I'm going to offer you some words of advice if I may.

Pass 'Go', collect your $20K per month (which the creditors nor the Goldman family can touch), and go on with the rest of your life. If you want to purchase a ranch in Montana or live off the grid in New Mexico, fine. Just go the hell away.

However, I have a feeling that it's not going to happen.

We all saw how defiant you were in the parole hearing. We saw how you kept saying that you were not wrong for trying to get your memorabilia back from those clowns in Las Vegas. We all saw you playing the victim card.

There are also reports that you (and Casey Anthony) may have a reality show lined up.

In other words, you know you are STILL OJ.

Nevertheless, I do want to see nor hear from your ass again. Have a nice life.

Your brother in Christ,

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