I am still in the state of shock over the DeMarcus Cousins trade. How in the world did the New Orleans Pelicans manage to pry him from the Sacramento Kings for what was essentially a tomato can, a pair of… Read More ›
Opinion
How to Fix the Knicks
My beloved New York Knicks is a hot mess, and that’s being TOO kind. Let’s forget the James Dolan-Charles Oakley fiasco for a minute. My Knicks have been stinking for a long time. New York has only four playoff appearances… Read More ›
Geno Auriemma and UConn GREAT for Women’s Basketball
I realize that I generally do not give women’s sports a lot of love on this blog, which is something I am not very proud of. Seriously. Even though I have spoke eloquently over tennis legend Serena Williams on more… Read More ›
Happy Valentine’s Day, Dammit!
We at The Klown Times want to wish all of you a happy Valentine’s Day. Fellas, make sure you treat yo girls right. Ladies, accept those “turrible” gifts with a smile. And don’t forget to tap that… never mind…
Tom Brady: the Greatest NFL Player
This is going to be a rather brief post because this is something that shouldn’t be too difficult to debate over. In leading the New England Patriots to a 34-28 overtime win in last night’s Super Bowl, QB Tom Brady… Read More ›
2016 NFL Playoffs: Super Bowl LI
New England Patriots vs. Atlanta Falcons This is the ultimate matchup: the best defense (Patriots) vs. the best offense (Falcons). The immovable object vs. the unstoppable force. I believe the game will come down to this: how the Falcons’… Read More ›
LeBron Is a Damn Crybaby
I’m not going to spend much time on this. By now I’m sure you have seen all of the hubbub surrounding the bitch-fest that’s going on between LeBron James and Charles Barkley. LeBron embarking on a mission to tear down… Read More ›