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Happy Halloween

We at The Klown Times would love to wish everyone a happy Halloween!  Enjoy the trick-or-treating with your kids, but don’t eat too much candy. Oh, and if you are an adult and STILL dress up for Halloween, your ass… Read More ›

Happy Labor Day!

We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a happy Labor Day.  Have fun, don’t drink and drive, and avoid those BBQ fails – there are always camera phones lurking…

A Letter to OJ

Dear OJ, I'm glad to see you made parole yesterday afternoon. Hell I couldn't help but see it because your parole hearing was televised live on several news channels. While you did get your parole granted, I'm going to offer… Read More ›

Happy 4th of July!

We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a happy 4th of July!  Be sure to sleep in, eat copious amounts of BBQ, imbibe in numerous Spades and UNO competitions, light lots of fireworks, and drink responsibly…. Read More ›