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Have a Safe 4th of July!

We at The Klown Times want to wish everyone a safe and happy Independence Day. Eat, drink and be merry – just don’t be a dumbass and set yourself on fire with fireworks…

Happy Father’s Day!

We at “The Klown Times” would like to wish the dads out there a happy Father’s Day. Kids, make sure y’all treat your dads right and keep those cool gifts coming. Moms, be sure to get the big piece of… Read More ›

Happy Earth Day and Belated 4/20 Day

We, at “The Klown Times”, would like to wish everyone a Happy Earth Day and VERY belated 4/20 Day.  Time for all hippy-ass tree huggers and potheads to celebrate, maybe hibernate, and smoke a tree or two… #SeeWhatIDidThere

Happy Valentine’s Day

We at ‘The Klown Times’ would like to wish you all a happy Valentine’s Day. Be sure to take care of yourself significant others/spouses/partners tonight (well, everyday really). Fellas, make sure to pick up the check, too. One last thing:… Read More ›

Happy MLK Day!

We, at “The Klown Times”, want to wish you all a happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day. I only have one thing to ask of all y’all: please, take the time to learn about MLK and his legacy instead of… Read More ›