We at “The Klown Times” want to wish the mothers out there a Happy Mother’s Day!
So make sure y’all do what you can to make the moms in your life feel special. Clean the bathrooms. Cook breakfast. Take her to a nice place for lunch (that’s MY plan for today). Give her the big piece of chicken for dinner.
And if your mother lives out of town, be sure to call her and express the appreciation she deserves for raising your ungrateful asses and setting you on a great path.
And for your grandmother, honor her. Don’t take her for granted and look and she her gone before doing so REGULARLY, not just for today.
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