New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts. I have been looking forward to this game since “DeflateGate” kicked off in all of its infamy. Simply put, the Colts ratted out the Patriots, and the Pats were not (and still not) happy about it. Since then the Patriots have been on a rampage of vengeance, whooping the asses of all teams it has faced this season.
Meanwhile, the Colts have been a shell of themselves this season, mainly due to injury and sub-par play from QB Andrew Luck. In fact, his backup Matt Hassleback has played much better in place of Luck. Word on the street says that Luck will play this Sunday. If that is true, look for coach Bill Bellicheat and the Pats defense to turn up the heat on Luck and Co.
I also expect Tom Brady to light the Colts’ asses up. That porous Colts D can’t cover the likes of Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman. Hell, the Colts can’t even stop a parked car.
Bottom line, this is going to be an ass-whipping. And I will be there witnessing it with popcorn and wings… Patriots 35, Colts 13.
Ass-Whoopin’ of the Week
Patriots over Colts (see above for an explanation)
“I Don’t Have Two Fucks to Give” Game of the Week
Jaguars over Texans. This is beyond God-awful. Two 1-4 teams. Make that two “TURRIBLE” 1-4 teams. I wonder what the fan count will be at this game? My money is under 20,000. Whoever has to call this game for CBS should quit.
Falcons over Saints (I didn’t see that Saints upset coming)
Jets over Redskins
Steelers over Cardinals
Vikings over Chiefs
Bengals over Bills
Lions over Bears (if the Lions lose this, they are staring at 0-16, AGAIN…)
Broncos over Browns
Dolphins over Titans
Seahawks over Panthers
Packers over Chargers
49ers over Ravens (three trips out West for Baltimore already?)
Giants over Eagles
Record last week: 9-5 (Hmph, ok but not great either…)
Year to date: 50-27 (STILL on the A-train…)