Seattle Seahawks over Arizona Cardinals. This game will decide the NFC West. Both teams sport hellacious defenses. I love low-scoring games between two good teams, so this will be a treat for me. Even though the Cardinals are at home, they will be starting their third-string QB. That is bad news for a team going up against one of the best defenses in the league that is starting to peak right now. For that reason alone, I expect Russell Wilson and the Seahawks to win a low-scoring, physical affair. Seahawks 17, Cardinals 10.
“The Joke’s on Your Ass” Game of the Week
Titans at Jaguars. Two sorry ass 2-12 teams, both in the running for the #1 overall pick in the 2015 draft. A pair of broadcasters who are probably hating life having to call this joke of a “game” tonight. Need I say more? What were the execs at the NFL Network thinking when they made this the last Thursday night affair of the season?
If there was a merciful football god, it would open up the earth so that it would swallow both teams. Unfortunately the earth would spit those sorry fuckers right up, so… Jaguars over Titans.
Eagles over Redskins
49ers over Chargers
Dolphins over Vikings
Ravens over Texans
Lions over Bears
Panthers over Browns
Saints over Falcons (the NFC South is a God-awful division…)
Packers over Buccaneers
Chiefs over Steelers (I still do not trust my Steelers’ secondary)
Patriots over Jets
Rams over Giants
Bills over Raiders
Cowboys over Colts
Bengals over Broncos
Last week’s record: 11-5 (a little bit better…)
2014 record to date: 132-78-1 (I’m still riding high yo…)