Before I get started on this preview, I have one thing to say: my bad on the tardiness.
Now with that shit out of the way, let us begin…
Game of the Week
Detroit Lions at New England Patriots. Well, this is the best out of a ho-hum bunch. Both teams are at least tie for the lead in their respective divisions. Both teams are also looking to send a statement. I would say that this game will be close, but Matthew Stafford on the road vs. Bill Bellicheat has the potential of getting ugly fast. Stafford is turnover-prone in GOOD weather conditions. Imagine what Bellicheat will have dialed up for him. Patriots 27, Lions 14.
The “Who Gives a Flying Fuck?” Game of the Week
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Chicago Bears. Both teams suck – and swallow. I know fans of both teams want to kill themselves. And I do get that this is the “Lovie Smith Bowl”, but still. And since I have to, Bears over Bucs.
Curb-Stomping of the Week
Colts over Jaguars. Anyone check out the results of their first meeting? Well, that bludgeoning took place in Jacksonville. Now that this meeting is going to be in Indianapolis, things are gonna get Freddy Kruger-horrific in a hurry. Prayers are going out to the Jags fans…
Upset Special
Giants over Cowboys
Thursday’s Game
Chiefs over Raiders (Oops! Guess I was wrong there…)
Sunday’s Games
Falcons over Browns
Eagles over Titans
Packers over Vikings
Bengals over Texans (Cincy will finally come out on top in Andy Dalton’s house of horrors…)
Seahawks over Cardinals
Chargers over Rams
Broncos over Dolphins
49ers over Redskins (expect more RGIII drama during and after the game…)
Bills over Jets
Monday’s Game
Saints over Ravens
Last week’s record: 7-7 (Not a good week…)
2014 record to date: 102-60-1 (I’m still in decent shape, for now…)
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