Dallas Cowboys at Detroit Lions. Not too many sexy matchups this week, but this game features two of the best wide receivers in the game: Calvin Johnson and Dez Bryant. Bryant says he is “just as good” as Johnson – I disagree. Having said that, Bryant is a stud who is coming into his own as an elite wide receiver in this league. Neither team has servicable defenses, so this should be a high-scoring affair. I like the Lions at home – albeit SLIGHTY. Lions 38, Cowboys 35.
The “Who Gives a Flying Fuck” Game of the Week
Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Nice of the NFL to showcase one of the most inconsistent teams against one of the worst teams in the league. Expect lots of empty seats and low TV ratings. Panthers over Bucs.
Chiefs over Browns
Patriots over Dolphins (time to jump the hell off Miami’s bandwagon)
Saints over Bills
Giants over Eagles (two in a row for the G-Men)
49ers over Jaguars (this should be an ass-whooping by halftime)
Bengals over Jets
Raiders over Steelers (I’m going to keep picking against my Steelers until they lose again)
Broncos over Redskins (something tells me Peyton is gonna be mad…)
Falcons over Cardinals
Packers over Vikings (I’m sure Greg Jennings misses the hell out of Aaron Rodgers right now)
Seahawks over Rams
Last week’s record: 7-8 (talk about a bad week…)
*keep in mind I was on vacation in Mexico during week 2, so my record does not include that week