2019 NFL Week 3 Preview

Game of the Week

Baltimore Ravens at Kansas City Chiefs

This features two of the best teams in the AFC (at the moment). It also helps that both showcase arguably the two most exciting quarterbacks in Lamar Jackson and Patrick Mahomes.

The way both offenses are looking, it may come down to which defense plays the best. It doesn’t matter who suits up for the Ravens – Ray Lewis, Terrell Suggs, Ed Reed, Bart Scott, CJ Moseley – Baltimore hangs its hat on defense.

It will be thoroughly tested this week though. The Chiefs’ offense is a different animal, with Mahomes slinging the rock to Sammy Watkins and Travis Kelce. Oh, and there’s this Shady McCoy toting the rock from the backfield.

As tempted as I am to pick Baltimore (sucks to say as a Steelers fan), I have to go with the Chiefs at home… Chiefs 27, Ravens 23.

Ass Whupping(s) of the Week

Patriots over Jets
Cowboys over Dolphins

The Dolphins just don’t give a fuck. They are tanking, and are proud of it. No wonder half the damn squad wants out. Meanwhile the Jets are at least trying, they are still devoid of talent and suck majorly. Just goes to show you: “JETS” = “Just End The Season”.

Y’all would be idiots for picking both New York and Miami to cover, by the way.

Thursday’s Game

Jaguars over Titans

Sunday’s Games

Bills over Bengals
Packers over Broncos
Colts over Falcons
Vikings over Raiders
Eagles over Lions
49ers over Steelers (I’m like, THIS close, to giving up on my Steelers in 2019…)
Cardinals over Panthers
Buccaneers over Giants
Chargers over Texans
Seahawks over Saints
Rams over Browns

Monday’s Game

Bears over Washington

Last week’s record: 9-7 (a little rough out the box; damn…)

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