Denver Broncos at New England Patriots. Peyton Manning. Tom Brady. Bill Bellicheat. Any game where those three men are on the same field has “epic battle” written all over it. A Pats win would assume New England the title of “biggest bad-ass” in the AFC. The Broncos, though, are looking way too strong. In addition to Peyton being Peyton (during the regular season, that is), the Broncos’ D is a helluva lot more nastier this season. As long as “Da Gronk” does not have a big game for the Pats, I see Denver winning this Manning-Brady clash in Foxborough. Broncos 20, Patriots 17.
“Really Dude?” Game of the Week
Washington Redskins at Minnesota Vikings. I know the Redskins had a big win last Monday night over those damn Cowboys, but last I checked, they are still under .500 and in dead fucking last in the NFC East. As for the Vikings not only suck – they swallow. Anyone who is caught watching ANY game pitting sub-.500 teams should have the hell beaten out of them. Only because I have to: Redskins over Vikings.
Ass-Whupping of the Week
Seahawks over Raiders. This shit has “curb-stomping” written all over it…
Saints over Panthers
Cardinals over Cowboys
Eagles over Texans
Chiefs over Jets
Bengals over Jaguars
Chargers over Dolphins
49ers over Rams
Ravens over Steelers (I have a funny feeling the Ravens will piss over my Steelers’ parade Sunday night…)
Colts over Giants
Last week’s record: 12-3 (Ooh, I almost had it!)
2014 record to date: 79-44-1 (What’s up now BITCHES??!!!!!!)