Last month I previewed each division (click on the division names’ links to read them all), giving detailed reasons why your favorite teams will finish either first or dead freaking last in their respective divisions.
Today I will give you all a sense of who will win what, from this season’s Super Bowl winners to the “Who Will Be the First Coach to Get His Ass Fired” Award. With that, let us proceed…
AFC
AFC Least: Patriots
AFC North: Bengals
AFC South: Texans
AFC West: Broncos
Wild Cards: Steelers, Ravens
AFC Champions: Bengals
NFC
NFC East: Giants
NFC North: Packers
NFC South: Saints
NFC West: 49ers
Wild Cards: Falcons, Cowboys
NFC Champions: 49ers
Super Bowl Champions: 49ers
Other Awards
Most Valuable Player: Colin Kaepernick
Offensive Player of the Year: Adrian Peterson
Defensive Player of the Year: LaMarr Woodley
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Giovani Bernard
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Jarvis Jones
Coach of the Year: Sean Payton (Seeing NFL Commissioner/Playa Hater/Punk Ass Roger Goodell hand Payton this award will be “Must-See” TV…)
“Who Will Be the First Coach to Get His Ass Fired” Award: Rex Ryan (that shit was waaaay too easy…)
Categories: NFL
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