I said it before the Masters, and I’ll definitely say it now: golf needs Tiger Woods more than Woods needs golf. The ratings for the Masters back up my argument. The final round earned a 7.8 rating Sunday afternoon (by… Read More ›
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Something Ain’t Right about DeSean Jackson’s Release
There are times where I step back and wonder aloud “something ain’t right”. The Philadelphia Eagles cutting DeSean Jackson last Friday is one of those times. This comes on the same day reports surfaced of his alleged gang activity/support via… Read More ›
Join My NCAA Tournament Bracket Challenge to Win $100!!!
WASSUP Y’ALL! To be officially part of March Madness, come join my “Klown Times NCAA Challenge” bracket group now for a shot to win $100! By the way, I bet your bracket won’t be worse than mine!!! Oh, and the… Read More ›
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
We at “The Klown Times” wish you mo-fos a Happy St. Patrick’s Day. May you all drink your asses off, boink random people, and fail many sobriety tests. By the way, if any of you try to pinch me for… Read More ›
The Curious Case of Melo to the Bulls
Carmelo Anthony has been making some headlines as of late. First of all, he is one of the NBA’s biggest stars – who happens to play for one of the sorriest disappointments in my New York Knicks. Second, he is… Read More ›
Happy Valentine’s Day Dammit!
We at “The Klown Times” wish you all a Happy Valentine’s Day. May your day end in you guys getting some! Then again, most of you will probably be permanently “friend zoned” instead…
Happy New Years from The Klown Times
We at The Klown Times wish everyone a Happy New Year! May your night be full of booze, coping of feels and other forms of debauchery. Just make sure you all drive sober and get your asses home safely… dammit!
