We at “The Klown Times” wish you all a Happy Independence Day. May you all get fat off of the BBQ, and drink to your hearts’ desires – all while remembering that we kicked the British’s asses to gain our… Read More ›
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Happy Father’s Day!
We at “The Klown Times” want to wish everyone a Happy Father’s Day! From the married men who are taking the time to raising their kids to the single dads who are being more than just sperm donors, this day… Read More ›
Happy Memorial Day
We at “The Klown Times” would like to take the time out to remember the brave soldiers who have given their lives to ensure our country’s freedom. Have a great Memorial Day and remember to keep our soldiers in prayer. … Read More ›
Happy Mother’s Day!
We at The Klown Times want to wish all the mothers out there a Happy Mother’s Day. May your husbands and significant others pay you back for those long hours of childbirth – as well as putting up with our… Read More ›
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! …That’s “Happy Cinco de Mayo” for those who flunked Spanish in high school. Enjoy your booze and partying – whether you took a “sick” day or not.
Happy Easter Dammit!
We at The Klown Times wish everyone a HappyEaster! While y’all are getting fat off of hot crossed buns and wonder what the hell do bunnies and eggs have to do with Easter, remember that He has risen!
The Numbers Don’t Lie: Tiger Is the Most Important Figure in Sports
I said it before the Masters, and I’ll definitely say it now: golf needs Tiger Woods more than Woods needs golf. The ratings for the Masters back up my argument. The final round earned a 7.8 rating Sunday afternoon (by… Read More ›
