We at The Klown Times wish you a Merry Christmas! Whatever y’all do, don’t go overboard with the eggnog and frisky under the mistletoe! Oh, and pretend to be happy if your gifts are crappy. Happy Holidays dammit!
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R.I.P. Nelson Mandela (1918-2013)
The Klown Times remembers and celebrates the life of Nelson Mandela. I will always remember the role he played in bringing South Africa together when he became its president. He was instrumental in rallying the country behind its rugby team… Read More ›
Happy Thanksgiving from The Klown Times!
We at The Klown Times wish you a Happy Thanksgiving! Now make sure y’all eat several helpings of turkey and dessert. After all, y’all know you got to watch hours of NFL games with stuffed bellies and in a drunken… Read More ›
Happy Veterans Day from The Klown Times!
We at “The Klown Times” wish our brave soldiers everywhere a happy Veterans Day. The men and women who put their lives in danger while protecting and serving our country are our real heroes. Let us all remember to support… Read More ›
Happy Halloween from “The Klown Times”
We from “The Klown Times” would like to wish everyone a Happy Halloween! Whatever you all do, don’t let that ass get all fat and shit off of all that candy! Be safe dammit!!!
Back from My Vacation…
Hello gang! I’m back from my week-long pre-40th birthday celebration in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico. After some good-natured prodding from my sorority sister/Cowboys fan for being such a slackard, I’ll be back to posting a few rants starting tomorrow night… Read More ›
Pray for the Trayvon Martin Family
Let us keep Trayvon Martin’s family (and George Zimmerman) in our prayers. Please, I beg if you do not riot and commit crimes that would only sully his memory. Let us pray for peace instead. Take care and God bless…
