WASSUP Y’ALL! To be officially part of March Madness, come join my “Klown Times NCAA Challenge” bracket group now for a shot to win $100! By the way, I bet your bracket won’t be worse than mine!!! Oh, and the… Read More ›
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
We at “The Klown Times” wish you mo-fos a Happy St. Patrick’s Day. May you all drink your asses off, boink random people, and fail many sobriety tests. By the way, if any of you try to pinch me for… Read More ›
The Curious Case of Melo to the Bulls
Carmelo Anthony has been making some headlines as of late. First of all, he is one of the NBA’s biggest stars – who happens to play for one of the sorriest disappointments in my New York Knicks. Second, he is… Read More ›
Happy Valentine’s Day Dammit!
We at “The Klown Times” wish you all a Happy Valentine’s Day. May your day end in you guys getting some! Then again, most of you will probably be permanently “friend zoned” instead…
Happy New Years from The Klown Times
We at The Klown Times wish everyone a Happy New Year! May your night be full of booze, coping of feels and other forms of debauchery. Just make sure you all drive sober and get your asses home safely… dammit!
2013 Week 17 NFL Preview
Here we are, the last week of the 2013 NFL season. As always, it is a bittersweet moment for me. Sigh. As this season comes to a close, let us end this journey by previewing the last week of the… Read More ›
Merry Christmas from The Klown Times!
We at The Klown Times wish you a Merry Christmas! Whatever y’all do, don’t go overboard with the eggnog and frisky under the mistletoe! Oh, and pretend to be happy if your gifts are crappy. Happy Holidays dammit!
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