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I am avid sports lover who cherishes all things Steelers, Knicks, and Yankees - and despise all Boston and Cleveland-based sports. Enjoy!!!

• The World’s Quickest 2018 NBA Playoff Preview: Conference Finals

  By klownboy on May 13, 2018 • ( 0 )

  After an exciting opening round, the second round was a little more, let’s say, SHORT. Three of the four conference semifinals ending in “gentlemen sweeps” (five games). The other series? A four game sweep by the Cavaliers over the Baby… Read More ›

• What Should the Future Hold for the Toronto Raptors?

  By klownboy on May 10, 2018 • ( 0 )

  I meant to write this rant the evening of the Cleveland Cavaliers’ sweep of the Toronto Raptors. In fact, I was so disgusted with the Baby Dinosaurs I was ready to write those jokers off altogether. Then I slept on… Read More ›

• The Browns’ Future Looks Good After Draft

  By klownboy on May 2, 2018 • ( 1 )

  I cannot believe I’m about to go on this rant. In fact, I’ve been soooo hesitant to do so because I actually believe the Cleveland Browns — yes, the franchise I call the “Brownies” — are trending up. Before y’all… Read More ›

• The World’s Quickest (and Latest) 2018 NBA Playoff Preview: 2nd Round

  By klownboy on April 30, 2018 • ( 0 )

  These NBA Playoffs have gotten off to such an exciting start!  With the exception of the Pelicans’ sweep of the Trail Blazers, the first round was “must-see TV”.  Even those 5-game “gentlemen sweeps” were captivating! Now, let’s see if the… Read More ›

• Mayfield and Jackson: Best QB Picks in First Round

  By klownboy on April 28, 2018 • ( 0 )

  Now before y’all go off on me for an perceived use of hyperbole, understand something. ALL of the top five QBs in this draft are flawed — some could argue VERY flawed. Baker Mayfield’s hot-headedness and off the field issues…. Read More ›

• Josh Allen: a Bust in the Making

  By klownboy on April 25, 2018 • ( 0 )

  Before I get into this rant, let me make one thing clear. I am not one for picking on college kids. I am also not one for hoping they fail, particularly at the NFL level. In short, I want to… Read More ›

• Happy Earth Day and Belated 4/20 Day

  By klownboy on April 22, 2018 • ( 0 )

  We, at “The Klown Times”, would like to wish everyone a Happy Earth Day and VERY belated 4/20 Day.  Time for all hippy-ass tree huggers and potheads to celebrate, maybe hibernate, and smoke a tree or two… #SeeWhatIDidThere