The World’s Quickest 2018 NBA Finals Preview

How great have the 2018 NBA Playoffs been to this point?

Great enough to keep us all in suspense for the first three rounds. Where even though we knew the favorites would advance, that at least there was excitement in the possibility of upsets galore.

And where did all of that get us? Golden State Warriors vs. Cleveland Cavaliers, Part IV. As in for the FOURTH STRAIGHT TIME.

ANNNNND this is where the excitement ends. Kinda like how a woman feels about the average guy after sex — all of that build-up for nothing.

Which leads me to the following prediction: Warriors in five. If this series extend’s past a gentleman’s sweep, I will kiss Roseanne Barr in her racist mouth.

Uh, maybe not…

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