2015 NFL Week 5 Preview

NFLGame of the Week

Seattle Seahawks at Cincinnati Bengals.  This game will tell us everything we need to know about the 2015 Bengals.  They will be playing the should have been two-time defending champion Seahawks (damn you, Pete Carroll), and are on fire.

A part of me thinks Cincy will struggle a bit against the “Legion of Boom” and Seattle’s front seven – and the Bengals just might.  However, Seattle has been struggling offensively.  And given that this will be a road game at 1 PM EST – and we all know how west coast teams typically struggle in the eastern time zone – Seattle is going to be in for a fight.  And the Seahawks will lose…  Bengals 20, Seahawks 13.

Who Gives Two Damns and a F@#k Game of the Week

Jaguars over Buccaneers.  Man, to have to be an analyst and call this game would drive one to drink.  What a God-awful matchup…

Ass Whipping of the Week

Patriots over Cowboys.  Let’s see.  Resident tone-deaf dumbass Greg Hardy made comments on Tom Brady’s wife and her sister.  Jerry Jones practically backed Hardy on those comments.  Oh, and Dallas will be without Tony Romo and Dez Bryant – and its defense is still suspect.  This Cowboy-hater will be bringing the popcorn to this slaughter…

Thursday’s Game

Colts over Texans (I believe I had that one right…)

Sunday’s Games

Chiefs over Bears
Falcons over Redskins
Saints over Eagles
Ravens over Browns (if Cleveland starts Manziel, then I’d pick it for the upset)
Packers over Rams
Bills over Titans
Cardinals over Lions
Broncos over Raiders (think Oakland looked past Chicago last week?)
Giants over 49ers

Monday’s Game

Chargers over Steelers (it’s gonna go from bad to worse for my squad until Big Ben returns)

Record last week: 10-5 (Not too bad…)
Year to date: 41-22 (My ass is STILL on the A-train…)

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