We at “The Klown Times” want to wish everyone a Happy Martin Luther King Day! Let us all use today to ponder what we can do to improve race/gender/class relations our great country. We know we have a long way… Read More ›
Sports
Kelly Might Work in San Francisco
I never expected Chip Kelly to coach in the NFL again. Not after that debacle he was responsible for in Philadelphia. During his tenure as head coach of the Eagles, Kelly managed to alienate everyone: the fans, players, front office,… Read More ›
Clemson Is in Good Hands w/ Dabo
Fans of the Clemson Tigers should have nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, they should be pretty damn proud of the Tigers after last night’s loss. Look, this is not to say that we should take stock in moral… Read More ›
Pagano Retention Was SO Irsay
Color me shocked. That was I felt upon learning that the Indianapolis Colts decided to retain and signed head coach Chuck Pagano to a four-year extension yesterday. I was even more shocked after I learned that the team did the… Read More ›
2015 NFL Power Rankings: End of Season Edition
My FINAL NFL top 10 teams heading into the postseason: 1) Carolina Panthers 2) Denver Broncos 3) Cincinnati Bengals 4) Arizona Cardinals 5) New England Patriots 6) Kansas City Chiefs 7) Minnesota Vikings 8) Seattle Seahawks 9) Pittsburgh Steelers 10)… Read More ›
Happy New Year, Dammit!!!
We at “The Klown Times” wish you all a Happy New Year, dammit! Have fun at parties, stay safe, don’t drink and drive. And for God’s sake, pul-leeze try to remember ALL the words to “Auld Lang Syne”! That is… Read More ›
Chip Kelly HAD to Go
“Ding, dong! That bastard is gone!!” “Won’t He (Jesus) do it?!” “The Laaaawwwwd done made a way!” Those were among the reactions of Eagles fans when the Internet “broke” upon the news of Chip Kelly’s firing last night. Hell, y’all… Read More ›
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