I cannot believe I’m about to go on this rant. In fact, I’ve been soooo hesitant to do so because I actually believe the Cleveland Browns — yes, the franchise I call the “Brownies” — are trending up. Before y’all… Read More ›
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The World’s Quickest (and Latest) 2018 NBA Playoff Preview: 2nd Round
These NBA Playoffs have gotten off to such an exciting start! With the exception of the Pelicans’ sweep of the Trail Blazers, the first round was “must-see TV”. Even those 5-game “gentlemen sweeps” were captivating! Now, let’s see if the… Read More ›
Mayfield and Jackson: Best QB Picks in First Round
Now before y’all go off on me for an perceived use of hyperbole, understand something. ALL of the top five QBs in this draft are flawed — some could argue VERY flawed. Baker Mayfield’s hot-headedness and off the field issues…. Read More ›
Josh Allen: a Bust in the Making
Before I get into this rant, let me make one thing clear. I am not one for picking on college kids. I am also not one for hoping they fail, particularly at the NFL level. In short, I want to… Read More ›
Happy Earth Day and Belated 4/20 Day
We, at “The Klown Times”, would like to wish everyone a Happy Earth Day and VERY belated 4/20 Day. Time for all hippy-ass tree huggers and potheads to celebrate, maybe hibernate, and smoke a tree or two… #SeeWhatIDidThere
New Kickoff Rule in College Football Stinks
You know the phrase, “what are we doing here?” That is what I feel about the new rule change the NCAA made regarding kickoffs in college football. From NCAA.com: The NCAA Playing Rules Oversight Panel approved altering football’s kickoff rules… Read More ›
The World’s Quickest 2018 NBA Playoff Preview: 1st Round
I am really, REALLY looking forward to the 2018 NBA Playoffs. Unlike years’ past (especially LAST year), both conferences are wide-ass open. I mean, both conferences have favorites, but they are not CLEAR CUT favorites. As a result, don’t expect… Read More ›