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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!  …That’s “Happy Cinco de Mayo” for those who flunked Spanish in high school.  Enjoy your booze and partying – whether you took a “sick” day or not.

Happy Easter Dammit!

We at The Klown Times wish everyone a HappyEaster!  While y’all are getting fat off of hot crossed buns and wonder what the hell do bunnies and eggs have to do with Easter, remember that He has risen!