Happy Father’s Day y’all! This is a shout out to all the dads out there taking care of their kids – as well as the single mothers who sometimes have to play the role of “Dad” in their children’s lives. … Read More ›
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Happy Late Memorial Day!
We at The Klown Times hope you all had a safe Memorial Day weekend. Always be thankful for the brave men and women in our military who put their lives on the line to protect our country – the greatest… Read More ›
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mothers Day from The Klown Times! To the married moms, keep neutering your hubbies! To all the single moms, keep hitting up your baby daddies for that child support!
Props to Jason Collins for Coming Out
If you haven’t been living and/or working under a rock, you all know by now that NBA player/free agent Jason Collins came out in an Sports Illustrated story this morning. In fact, he has graced the cover of the magazine…. Read More ›
April Fools’ Beeeee-atch!!!!!!
I hope all of your teams do well on Opening Day. SIKE! I hope your teams suck as mine…
Happy Easter from The Klown Times!
Hope all of y’all enjoyed your Easter! May the end of Lent be full of the things you have given up to the point of opulence…
Happy Valentine’s Day from “The Klown Times”!
Happy Valentine’s Day dammit! Ladies, this is the day where you tell men “let’s just be friends” after they spend their entire paycheck on you. Fellas, this is where you become new initiates into the “FYC” – the “Fooling Yourself… Read More ›
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