We at “The Klown Times” want to wish you all a Happy Earth Day! Let us all continue to do what we can to preserve our environment and make it sustainable to all who inhabit it. After all, a dirty-ass… Read More ›
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The NHL Playoffs Are Where It’s At
I’ll admit this from the jump: I do not follow hockey as closely as other sports. Hell I follow NASCAR more so than hockey, so I won’t pretend to be a know-it-all expert of the sport. In fact, I consider… Read More ›
What Stuart Scott Meant to Me
The sports world lost a pioneer, a legend, and by all accounts a great man. ESPN personality Stuart Scott lost his battle to cancer at the age of 49. He leaves behind two beautiful daughters, a lot of memories, and… Read More ›
Happy New Year – 2015 Style!
We at The Klown Times would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year! While all of you are making your New Year’s resolutions (working out regularly, eating right, or being a better Mack Daddy), please DO NOT DRINK AND… Read More ›
Merry Christmas!
We at The Klown Times would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. May your gifts be plentiful, and may your needs be satisfied. I hope you do don’t get any coal in your stockings, muthafuckers…
Happy 2014 Founders Day to Alpha Phi Alpha
I would personally like to wish my fraternity brothers from the greatest fraternity in the world, Alpha Phi Alpha, a Happy Founders Day. Feeling thankful for the fraternity’s seven founders (jewels) Henry A. Callis, Charles Henry Chapman, George Biddle Kelley,… Read More ›
Happy Thanksgiving Dammit!
We at The Klown Times want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Nothing says “awesome holiday” more than spending time with family, eating good food, and enjoying hours upon hours of football. Now if your family is cray-cray…