A Very Late – and Very Quick – 2023 MLB Preview

Sorry for the tardiness ladies and gentlemen.

It’s what happens when you have a great day job for a career and vlog a lot during the off hours. Speaking of which, if y’all want to see the quick 1 minute and change version, click here.

Otherwise, feel free to scroll down and get this party started!

(Disclaimer: as I have said numerous times in the past, I’m not getting paid by anyone for this. Hence, the brevity…)

*-denotes predicted wildcard team

American League


  1. Yankees
  2. Blue Jays-*
  3. Rays-*
  4. Orioles
  5. Red Sox


  1. Guardians
  2. Twins-*
  3. White Sox
  4. Royals
  5. Tigers


  1. Those cheating-ass Astros
  2. Mariners
  3. Angels
  4. Athletics
  5. Rangers

National League


  1. Braves
  2. Mets-*
  3. Phillies
  4. Marlins
  5. Nationals


  1. Brewers
  2. Cardinals-*
  3. Pirates
  4. Cubs
  5. Reds


  1. Dodgers
  2. Padres-*
  3. Giants
  4. Diamondbacks
  5. Rockies

American League Champ: Astros

National League Champ: Dodgers

2023 World Series Champ: Those cheating-ass, motherfucking Astros :((

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