The Bears don’t know what the hell they are doing. Sigh, where do I begin? First of all, the Bears already signed a QB (albeit a scrub) to theee years, and $45 million — $18 million guaranteed. Then, after… Read More ›
Opinion
Myles Garrett Is Top Pick by Default
In two nights we sports fans will be glued to our TVs, computers and smartphones. Not the NBA playoffs (as exciting as it is), not baseball, and we can’t even find the NHL playoffs on TV (damn Gary Bettman). … Read More ›
Happy Earth Day!!!
We from ‘The Klown Times’ want to wish y’all a late Happy Earth Day. Now make sure y’all go out there and hug some trees — or smoke some if you’re into such a thing. Damn hippies…
The Reason I Love the Steelers: Dan Rooney
There are a few professional sports franchises that have a one-name association with them. New York Giants: Mara. New York Yankees: Steinbrenner. Oakland Raiders: Davis. Los Angeles Lakers: Showtime. Dallas Cowboys: “Jerry-world”. One of those biggest names passed earlier today…. Read More ›
Dez Bryant a Little Off the Mark
There are times where we would love for professional athletes to speak up. A lot of us tire of those such as Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan not speaking on social issues while both were in their prime. And when… Read More ›
Tony Romo = Danny White
I’m not going to get too caught up in the Tony Romo sauce today, especially given that we were all burned with past Romo news. However, I’m going to pretend that the news of Romo ACTUALLY retiring are true…. Read More ›
April Fool’s Day, Dammit…
We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a very late in the day April Fool’s Day. Y’all better be lucky I was fresh out of ideas today. Bitches…
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