We at “The Klown Times” wish you mo-fos a Happy St. Patrick’s Day. May you all drink your asses off, boink random people, and fail many sobriety tests. By the way, if any of you try to pinch me for… Read More ›
Opinion
2014 NCAA Tournament Preview
March Madness is here! The college basketball conferences have finished, and the 2014 NCAA Tournament bracket had been announced on CBS and ESPN (by the way, ain’t it cool that you could watch BOTH online – for FREE?!). There were… Read More ›
Deep Thoughts on Free Agency: Week 1
The Baltimore Ravens made the best free agent move in bringing in Steve Smith. I knew this was going to happen. I had a very sick feeling in my stomach as soon as the Carolina Panthers made the head-scratching move… Read More ›
Phil Jackson Hire Great for Knicks
Phil Jackson has been officially hired as president of my New York Knicks, where he won two NBA titles as a player. His deal is for five years and is expected to pay him $12 million annually but does not… Read More ›
Deep Thoughts on Day #2 of NFL Free Agency
“We are the New England Patriots, and you’re not…” That’s what Pats fans are at least thinking today. Their team pulled off what I think is the biggest NFL free agent heist to date. Forget Aquib Talib, right? This is… Read More ›
Deep Thoughts on the First Day of NFL Free Agency
NFL free agency is here, which means I can start talking football again. WHOO HOO!!! I will be sharing my thoughts throughout the free agency period, starting today. Let’s go… San Francisco made a good move in trading for Jonathan… Read More ›
It’s Gonna Be One Long-Ass Year for Tiger
It is not looking good for Tiger Woods in 2014. Woods is off to the worst start of his career. He tied for 80th at the Farmers Insurance Open, tie for 41st at the Dubai Desert Classic, then withdrew from… Read More ›
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