Predicted order of finish: Dallas Cowboys (10-7) Washington Football Team (8-9) New York Giants (7-10) Philadelphia Eagles (3-14) Analysis Nope, that wasn’t a typo in the title. The NFC East, aka “Least”, is the worst division not only in the… Read More ›
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2021 NFL Preview: AFC West
Predicted order of finish: Kansas City Chiefs (14-3) Los Angeles Chargers (they should STILL be in San Diego, dammit — oh yeah, 11-6) Las Vegas Raiders (8-9) Denver Broncos (7-10) Analysis As much as I like the Chargers, this division… Read More ›
2021 NFL Preview: AFC South
Predicted order of finish: Tennessee Titans (10-7) Indianapolis Colts (9-8) Jacksonville Jaguars (4-13) Houston Texans (2-15) Analysis This is one of the weakest divisions in the NFL — not NFC East-like, but weak nonetheless. Given the amount of changes in… Read More ›
2021 NFL Preview: AFC North
Predicted order of finish: Baltimore Ravens (14-4) Cleveland Browns (11-6) Pittsburgh Steelers (11-6) Cincinnati Bengals (4-13) Analysis This and the NFC West are the toughest divisions in the NFL. One could argue that this division has three playoff-caliber teams, and… Read More ›
2021 NFL Preview: AFC East
The 2021 NFL regular season is almost here. YAAAAYYY!!!! I’ve been doing the “world’s quickest preview” bullshit the last few years, this time I decided to do an in-depth preview of each division — one at a time. Today I… Read More ›
Clemson and Florida State Are Not Going ANYWHERE: a Grant of Rights Tutorial
I guess you all have seen those rumors going around of Clemson and Florida State reaching out to the Southeastern Conference to inquire about joining. Those stupid-ass rumors are just that — stupid. Those who started those rumors have little… Read More ›
When It Comes to Simone Biles, People Have No Idea
I feel bad for Simone Biles. The G.O.A.T. of gymnastics withdrew from the women’s team gymnastics final at the Tokyo 2020 Olympics on Tuesday, citing mental heath concerns as she attempts to protect “her body and mind.” Here is a portion of… Read More ›