What to Make of Urban Meyer’s Legacy

I can’t say I was shocked to hear that Urban Meyer will he retiring after the Rose Bowl. The combination of the brain cyst that is not getting better and the Zack Smith situation were too much for Meyer to handle. And for those who know anything about brain cysts, y’all know that one thing…

Mack Brown Decent Hire, but Not the Best

I understand fans of the University of North Carolina football team being head over heels on the re-hiring of Mack Brown. Brown was the one who took the Tar Heels to the bring of stardom.  He was responsible for a golden age the football program had not experienced since the late 1940s.   The Tar Heels…

Michigan over UCF?! REALLY???

For the record, I am – and have been for a while – a supporter of a playoff in college football. It may have taken me a while to warm up to the idea, but I eventually came around.  And so far, the lead-up to the final College Football Playoff rankings by the committee has…

Happy Thanksgiving, Dammit!!!

We at The Klown Times want to wish all of you a happy Thanksgiving. Be sure to get your way on, drank on, and sleep yourself silly afterwards. Oh, and be nice to your families too. You know how some of us do…

2018 NFL Thanksgiving Weekend Picks

Game of the Week Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings The Packers, at 4-5-1, and the Vikings, at 5-4-1, cannot afford another loss if either want to catch the NFC North leading Chicago Bears (at 7-3, and WTF??!!!).  And given the landscape in the NFC, neither team can afford a loss if either wishes to…

2018 NFL Week 11 Preview

Game of the Week Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Rams Offense.  Lots of offense. This is the ideal matchup for the millenials who hate watching hard fought defensive 13-10 games.  Hell, commissioner Roger Goodevil and his minions made sure to make defense optional with those soft-ass rules. At any rate, this game will come…

2018 Week 10 NFL Preview

Editors Note: This preview is EXTREMELY late, please forgive me — dammit… Game of the Week Carolina Panthers at Pittsburgh Steelers So much for this game living up to the hype, which in the end was fine with me (#HereWeGo). “Who Gives a Rat’s Ass” Game of the Week Jets over Bills.  Does anyone give…