We at The Klown Times want to wish everyone a happy Memorial Day. Besides grilling and whatnot, make sure you all shake a hand of at least one veteran – and not just today. We all owe our freedom… Read More ›
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Notre Dame Football Move to ACC Is the Inevitable…
Notre Dame football is the sports version of one of the mysteries of life. Instead of asking questions like, “what is the meaning of life”, “if a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around, does it make… Read More ›
Happy Cinco de Mayo, Dammit!!!
Happy Cinco de Mayo, yo! Feel free to have a few drinks and make fools out of yourselves. Just don’t drive drunk, dammit…
Happy Earth Day!!!
We from ‘The Klown Times’ want to wish y’all a late Happy Earth Day. Now make sure y’all go out there and hug some trees — or smoke some if you’re into such a thing. Damn hippies…
April Fool’s Day, Dammit…
We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a very late in the day April Fool’s Day. Y’all better be lucky I was fresh out of ideas today. Bitches…
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
“The Klown Times” want to wish everyone a happy St. Patrick’s Day! Don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and work, and y’all better not pinch me for not wearing green. I WILL beat that ass…
Tony Romo Should Sign with the Texans
I didn’t think that good ‘ol Jerry Jones had the stones to break off Tony Romo. I could have sworn that Jerrah would stubbornly stick by a player whom many would say is like a second son to Jones. … Read More ›
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