“The Klown Times” want to wish everyone a happy St. Patrick’s Day! Don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and work, and y’all better not pinch me for not wearing green. I WILL beat that ass…
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Tony Romo Should Sign with the Texans
I didn’t think that good ‘ol Jerry Jones had the stones to break off Tony Romo. I could have sworn that Jerrah would stubbornly stick by a player whom many would say is like a second son to Jones. … Read More ›
Happy Valentine’s Day, Dammit!
We at The Klown Times want to wish all of you a happy Valentine’s Day. Fellas, make sure you treat yo girls right. Ladies, accept those “turrible” gifts with a smile. And don’t forget to tap that… never mind…
Happy New Year!
We at The Klown Times want to wish you all a Happy New Year! Here’s hoping that 2017 will be a lot better than shitty-ass 2016. And here’s to not too many famous people dying off in 2017. I mean,… Read More ›
Happy Holidays, Dammit
We at The Klown Times want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa! Now that I am back from my England/Ireland excursion, expect my ass to be back in FULL snarkiness ASAP…
Happy Thanksgiving!
We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a happy Thanksgiving 🦃! Get your eat on, and don’t fall too hard for the tryptophan, dammit!!!!
Charlie Strong: Good Man, Bad Fit
Forget reality television. The crap that is going on in Austin, Texas would be the ultimate highly rated drama if it were made into a television series. Will the Longhorn boosters – ERRR, I mean the Texas administration – fire… Read More ›
