The 2018-2019 NBA season starts tomorrow night, and I. Can. Not. Wait. LeBron James going out west to lead the Lakers. Kawhi Leonard getting traded out east to the Raptors. Boogie Cousins signing with the already loaded Warriors. The “Process”… Read More ›
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The World’s Quickest 2018 MLB Playoff Preview: Division Series
What an awesome start to the 2018 playoffs! First, the extra games to decide the NL Central and West division champs. Next, am exciting NL Wildcard game that went into extra innings. Commissioner Mansfield couldn’t have hoped for anything more… Read More ›
2018 NFL Week 4 Preview
Game of the Week Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots I would have had tonight’s game between the Vikes and Rams mentioned here, but the one I chose is too juicy. Dig this: if the Patriots lose at home to… Read More ›
Happy Labor Day, Dammit!
We at The Klown Times would want to wish you all a Happy Labor Day! Be sure to get your BBQ on, play copious games like Spades and Bid Whist (or Uno if you’re old school like me), and be… Read More ›
Have a Safe 4th of July!
We at The Klown Times want to wish everyone a safe and happy Independence Day. Eat, drink and be merry – just don’t be a dumbass and set yourself on fire with fireworks…
Happy Father’s Day!
We at “The Klown Times” would like to wish the dads out there a happy Father’s Day. Kids, make sure y’all treat your dads right and keep those cool gifts coming. Moms, be sure to get the big piece of… Read More ›
Happy Earth Day and Belated 4/20 Day
We, at “The Klown Times”, would like to wish everyone a Happy Earth Day and VERY belated 4/20 Day. Time for all hippy-ass tree huggers and potheads to celebrate, maybe hibernate, and smoke a tree or two… #SeeWhatIDidThere
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