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I am avid sports lover who cherishes all things Steelers, Knicks, and Yankees - and despise all Boston and Cleveland-based sports. Enjoy!!!
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Sooner Fans Do Not Deserve Bob Stoops
Color me “shocked as hell”. In what was has to be in the running for “Shocker of the Year”, Bob, aka “Big Game Bob”, Stoops stepped down as head coach of the Oklahoma Sooners yesterday. Citing his desire of leaving… Read More ›
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2017 NBA Finals Preview
Well, well, well. It’s about damn time. The best way to cap off what was one crappy-ass NBA playoffs is to have what should be an epic Finals. Cleveland vs. Golden State: the Trilogy. Ah, yes. Something to actually look… Read More ›
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Tiger’s Free-fall Continues
Watching Tiger Woods’ continuing fall from grace reminds me of a song by The Whispers called “(Olivia) Lost and Turned Out”. “Olivia the slave, got distracted on her way to grandmother’s house A wolf in lamb’s clothing came Blew her… Read More ›
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Happy Memorial Day!
We at The Klown Times want to wish everyone a happy Memorial Day. Besides grilling and whatnot, make sure you all shake a hand of at least one veteran – and not just today. We all owe our freedom… Read More ›
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Notre Dame Football Move to ACC Is the Inevitable…
Notre Dame football is the sports version of one of the mysteries of life. Instead of asking questions like, “what is the meaning of life”, “if a tree falls in a forest and no one’s around, does it make… Read More ›
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NBA Playoffs Historically Boring As Hell
There is a reason I have yet to give a preview of ANY round in the 2017 NBA Playoffs. Why give previews for games when I already know that no matter who wins their respective series opposite the Golden… Read More ›
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Happy Cinco de Mayo, Dammit!!!
Happy Cinco de Mayo, yo! Feel free to have a few drinks and make fools out of yourselves. Just don’t drive drunk, dammit…