Man, this beef between Alabama head coach Nick Saban and his Michigan counterpart Jim Harbaugh is getting out of hand. And by “out of hand”, I mean “hilarious”. Let’s review the timeline. Earlier this week, Saban said that he wasn’t going… Read More ›
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Happy Memorial Day!
We at The Klown Times want to wish everyone a happy Memorial Day. Besides grilling and whatnot, make sure you all shake a hand of at least one veteran – and not just today. We all owe our freedom to… Read More ›
Good on Baylor for Firing Art Briles, But Could Have Done More
Well, looks like we may have a bit of closure at Baylor University. The Board of Regents fired head football coach Art Briles in wake of the mishandling of the sexual assault cases at the school – or, as they… Read More ›
Hornacek to Knicks: at Least it Wasn’t Rambis
Forgive me for not being so jubilant over my Knicks hiring former Phoenix Suns coach Jeff Hornacek as new head coach. I preferred former Chicago Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau (I bet the Bulls’ brass are missing him now). The fact that… Read More ›
My Apology to Kristaps Porzingis
A wise man once told me “a real man admits when he is wrong”. When it comes to Kristaps Porzingis, I am proud to admit that I was wrong as hell. During the night of last year’s NBA Draft, I… Read More ›
2016 NBA Playoff Preview: Conference Finals
One more step before the inevitable Warriors-Cavaliers finals rematch. And while the Thunder may make things exciting (as evidenced by last nights’ Game 1 win), I just wish I could fast-forward to what should be one of the most epic… Read More ›
Happy Cinco de Mayo
Happy Cinco de Mayo, yo! Feel free to have a few drinks and make fools out of yourselves. Just don’t drive drunk, dammit…
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