The Chicago district of the National Labor Relations Board ruled yesterday that Northwestern football players qualify as employees of the university and can unionize. This has the potential of being a HUGE game-changer in collegiate athletics. If the student-athletes are… Read More ›
Opinion
2014 Major League Baseball Preview
The 2014 Major League Baseball season is only five days away. There are a lot of storylines heading into the season. Will the Red Sox repeat? Will the Yankees and Nationals bounce back? Will the Dodgers’ Yasiel Puig become a… Read More ›
Join My NCAA Tournament Bracket Challenge to Win $100!!!
WASSUP Y’ALL! To be officially part of March Madness, come join my “Klown Times NCAA Challenge” bracket group now for a shot to win $100! By the way, I bet your bracket won’t be worse than mine!!! Oh, and the… Read More ›
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
We at “The Klown Times” wish you mo-fos a Happy St. Patrick’s Day. May you all drink your asses off, boink random people, and fail many sobriety tests. By the way, if any of you try to pinch me for… Read More ›
2014 NCAA Tournament Preview
March Madness is here! The college basketball conferences have finished, and the 2014 NCAA Tournament bracket had been announced on CBS and ESPN (by the way, ain’t it cool that you could watch BOTH online – for FREE?!). There were… Read More ›
Deep Thoughts on Free Agency: Week 1
The Baltimore Ravens made the best free agent move in bringing in Steve Smith. I knew this was going to happen. I had a very sick feeling in my stomach as soon as the Carolina Panthers made the head-scratching move… Read More ›
Phil Jackson Hire Great for Knicks
Phil Jackson has been officially hired as president of my New York Knicks, where he won two NBA titles as a player. His deal is for five years and is expected to pay him $12 million annually but does not… Read More ›
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