The Reason I Love the Steelers: Dan Rooney

There are a few professional sports franchises that have a one-name association with them. New York Giants: Mara.  New York Yankees: Steinbrenner.  Oakland Raiders: Davis.  Los Angeles Lakers: Showtime.  Dallas Cowboys: “Jerry-world”. One of those biggest names passed earlier today.  Rooney – as in Dan, the chairman of my beloved Pittsburgh Steelers. Before I become…

Dez Bryant a Little Off the Mark

There are times where we would love for professional athletes to speak up.  A lot of us tire of those such as Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan not speaking on social issues while both were in their prime. And when some of those pro athletes do speak out, we kinda wish they took the time…

Tony Romo = Danny White

I’m not going to get too caught up in the Tony Romo sauce today, especially given that we were all burned with past Romo news.   However, I’m going to pretend that the news of Romo ACTUALLY retiring are true.  What should we think of his legacy?  Where does he fit in the Dallas Cowboys’…

April Fool’s Day, Dammit…

We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a very late in the day April Fool’s Day.  Y’all better be lucky I was fresh out of ideas today. Bitches…

A Quick-Ass 2017 MLB Preview

While it’s not the NFL, or college football for that matter, 2017 Major League Baseball’s regular season is right around the corner.  This season should provide interesting story-lines, though. Are the Chicago Cubs the next big dynasty?  Will the Cleveland Indians bounce back from last World Series’ disappointment? For those of you unfamiliar with this sports…

Las Vegas Raiders: it Just Fits

There are partnerships that are considered to be the most successful in American history.  Laurel and Hardy.  Peaches and Herb.  Amos and Andy.  Sanford and Son.  Cookies and cream.  Afro and Sheen.  And what better partnership to add to the list than Las Vegas and Raiders? The NFL made the move official earlier today, voting…

No, the ACC is NOT Overrated

A lot of college basketball fans are VERY emotional right now, and for good reason. The NCAA Tournament had produced a plethora of surprises in the “Round of 32” – oh what the hell, the SECOND round (I will NEVER count the play-in games as part of the tournament, dammit).  As a result, lots of…