Hayward Signing Great, but Not Enough for Celtics

Gordon Hayward’s free agency journey was just that.  An epic one, if you will.   But after witnessing the media’s fawning over Hayward in terms of where he would sign, one would think that this was the 21st century’s version of the next great “White Hope”.  Look, in all seriousness, I like Hayward’s game —…

Happy 4th of July!

We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a happy 4th of July!  Be sure to sleep in, eat copious amounts of BBQ, imbibe in numerous Spades and UNO competitions, light lots of fireworks, and drink responsibly.   Speaking of fireworks, don’t be a dumbass and pull a Jason Pierre-Paul.  If you…

Good Riddance Phil Jackson!

You ever get that feeling of heightened elation that you don’t know what to do with yourself? That’s how I feel upon hearing the news that Phil Jackson had been fired by my beloved New York Knicks (and no, I’m not buying that “mutual” parting of ways BS).  It’s the kind of elation that is…

ACC Network Moving Along

This is going to be a nice, quick shout-out to all the Atlantic Coast Conference haters out there, especially that “dude from West Virginia”.   Remember all those folks who predicted doom and gloom for the upcoming ACC Network, particularly in the midst of all those layoffs at ESPN?  According to John Ourand and Michael…

Lonzo Ball the Best in the NBA Draft

Look, I know that there are a lot of folks out there who have mental fatigue on this brother — especially his loudmouth daddy.   A lot of fans cannot wait for him to fail.  Hell, a lot of current NBA players not only want him to fail, they want to embarrass the hell out…

The Enigma that Is Dwight Howard

I really do not know what to make of Dwight Howard.  Now before I launch into my rant, let me disclose the following: I’m not a fan of Dwight Howard.   I don’t think he wants “it” enough.  I think he has the moxie of a mustard seed.  And I think that even though he…

Happy Father’s Day!

We at ‘The Klown Times’ would like to wish all the dads out there a wonderfully happy Father’s Day.  As a dad myself, I’m proud to see other dads out there holding it down, raising their kids the right way, and providing for them. Oh, and ladies, don’t be making us grill today.  I know…