We at ‘The Klown Times’ would like to wish you all a happy Valentine’s Day. Be sure to take care of yourself significant others/spouses/partners tonight (well, everyday really). Fellas, make sure to pick up the check, too. One last thing:… Read More ›
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Happy MLK Day!
We, at “The Klown Times”, want to wish you all a happy Martin Luther King, Jr Day. I only have one thing to ask of all y’all: please, take the time to learn about MLK and his legacy instead of… Read More ›
Merry Christmas, Dammit!
We from “The Klown Times” want to wish y’all a Merry Christmas. Enjoy your presents, egg nog, and capping on family members — with peace and love, of course…
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
We would like to everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! Be sure to watch copious amounts of football, eat your asses off, not break too much wind, and enjoy the time you have with your families. They won’t be here forever…
Happy Veterans Day
We at ‘The Klown Times’ want to wish everyone a Happy Veterans Day. Please be sure to shake a veteran’s hand and say “thank you”. Please, and thank you…
The World’s Quickest (and Most Insightful) 2017-2018 College Basketball Preview
And just like that, the 2017-2018 college basketball season is upon us – as in TODAY. In keeping with my love of brevity, this preview cuts to the chase. Instead of listing the teams in order of finish by conference,… Read More ›
Happy Halloween
We at The Klown Times would love to wish everyone a happy Halloween! Enjoy the trick-or-treating with your kids, but don’t eat too much candy. Oh, and if you are an adult and STILL dress up for Halloween, your ass… Read More ›
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