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Merry Christmas!

We at The Klown Times would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. May your gifts be plentiful, and may your needs be satisfied. I hope you do don’t get any coal in your stockings, muthafuckers…

Happy Thanksgiving Dammit!

We at The Klown Times want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.  Nothing says “awesome holiday” more than spending time with family, eating good food, and enjoying hours upon hours of football. Now if your family is cray-cray…