We from “The Klown Times” want to wish y’all a Merry Christmas. Enjoy your presents, egg nog, and capping on family members — with peace and love, of course…
Christmas
Happy Holidays, Dammit
We at The Klown Times want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa! Now that I am back from my England/Ireland excursion, expect my ass to be back in FULL snarkiness ASAP…
Merry Christmas!
We at The Klown Times would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. May your gifts be plentiful, and may your needs be satisfied. I hope you do don’t get any coal in your stockings, muthafuckers…
Merry Christmas from The Klown Times!
We at The Klown Times wish you a Merry Christmas! Whatever y’all do, don’t go overboard with the eggnog and frisky under the mistletoe! Oh, and pretend to be happy if your gifts are crappy. Happy Holidays dammit!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from “The Klown Times”
We at “The Klown Times” wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy Friggin’ New Year. I’ll be traveling starting today through New Year’s, so who knows how many rants I can get in between opening gifts, eating like… Read More ›