We at The Klown Times want to wish all of you a happy Valentine’s Day. Fellas, make sure you treat yo girls right. Ladies, accept those “turrible” gifts with a smile. And don’t forget to tap that… never mind…
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Happy New Year!
We at The Klown Times want to wish you all a Happy New Year! Here’s hoping that 2017 will be a lot better than shitty-ass 2016. And here’s to not too many famous people dying off in 2017. I mean,… Read More ›
Happy Holidays, Dammit
We at The Klown Times want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa! Now that I am back from my England/Ireland excursion, expect my ass to be back in FULL snarkiness ASAP…
Happy Thanksgiving!
We at “The Klown Times” want to wish all of y’all a happy Thanksgiving 🦃! Get your eat on, and don’t fall too hard for the tryptophan, dammit!!!!
Charlie Strong: Good Man, Bad Fit
Forget reality television. The crap that is going on in Austin, Texas would be the ultimate highly rated drama if it were made into a television series. Will the Longhorn boosters – ERRR, I mean the Texas administration – fire… Read More ›
Happy (Late) Veterans Day
We at “The Klown Times” want to give some love to our brave veterans who protect this country and ensure our freedoms.  Please take some time to dap 👊 a veteran, or two, up today… #VeteransDay
2016-2017 College Basketball Season Preview
If the fall season was not awesome enough with the NFL, college football humming along AND the NBA season just kicking off, God blessed us with the return of college basketball. Won’t He do it! Â I said, WON’T HE DO… Read More ›