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Happy Valentine’s Day, Dammit!

We at The Klown Times want to wish all of you a happy Valentine’s Day.  Fellas, make sure you treat yo girls right.  Ladies, accept those “turrible” gifts with a smile.   And don’t forget to tap that… never mind…

Happy New Year!

We at The Klown Times want to wish you all a Happy New Year!  Here’s hoping that 2017 will be a lot better than shitty-ass 2016.  And here’s to not too many famous people dying off in 2017.  I mean,… Read More ›

Happy Holidays, Dammit

We at The Klown Times want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa!   Now that I am back from my England/Ireland excursion, expect my ass to be back in FULL snarkiness ASAP…

Happy (Late) Veterans Day

We at “The Klown Times” want to give some love to our brave veterans who protect this country and ensure our freedoms.  Please take some time to dap 👊 a veteran, or two, up today… #VeteransDay