2016 NFL Preview: AFC North

This time of the year is a special time for your boy here.  Why is that, you ask? It’s FOOTBALL SEASON!!! As I have done the past few years, I will have a daily division-by-division preview followed by a recap and who I think will win it all.  And as always, I will start with…

#DeflateGate Proves Goodell Is King

Well, the inevitable happened yesterday.   New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady decided not to continue the fight NFL commissioner/warden/playa hater Roger Goodell, aka “Goodevil” in the court system.  That means that Brady will serve his four-game suspension for his role in “DeflateGate” this coming season.  Now Patriots coach Bill Bellicheat and co. will have…

What in the Hell Are the Eagles Doing?

I can’t get my mind wrapped around the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles. First, it seemed like the organization was getting on the right track when it ran Chip Kelly’s ass out of town.  Now with the news of impending trade for the Cleveland Browns’ #2 overall pick being consummated, I wonder if the ghost of Kelly…

Peyton Was One of the Best – but not THE Best

While Peyton Manning’s retirement may not have come as a surprise to some, I’m still somehow feel as though I am at a loss. I realize that I am not going to watch Manning play in NFL game again.  I’m still thinking about how weird it would be to not see him start a regular…

The NFL Combine Is Such a Waste of Time

Every time around this time of the year (the last week of February, to be exact), the same mindless exercise floods the airwaves of the sports media.  The same mindless exercise where coaches and general managers flood the good city of Indianapolis to watch a bunch of college kids strut their stuff. The NFL Combine….

The Inaugural “Klownie” Awards

YOOOOOO!!!!! It’s been a minute since I’ve ranted on this blog.  The combination of being a full-time dad, and no football (NFL and college) would cause a brother to be dormant for a while. However, in light of last nights’ Oscars ceremony (cue the #OscarsSoWhite hasthag), I wanted to create my own awards honoring the…

The Peyton Manning Double-Standard

Before I launch into my diatribe, let me say that the notion of Peyton Manning allegedly placing his genitals on a respected trainer’s face, covering it up (thanks to Papa Manning), and besmirching her good name along the way (also thanks to Papa Manning) is nothing short of despicable.  Why he would do such a…