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The Reds Are a Trainwreck

cincinnati_redsI’m a little confused about something here.

How does a team with one of the best starting pitchers and arguably the best closer in baseball suck?  Said team should be in contention for a wild card at the very least.

Say hello to the 2015 Cincinnati Reds.

The same Reds once employed one of the best starting pitchers in the league in Johnny Cueto (who has been since traded to the Kansas City Royals), as well as in my mind the best relief pitchers in Aroldis Chapman is sitting in 4th place in the National League Central Division with a 43-53 record.

How did the Reds become so bad the last couple of seasons?  It’s easy: bad management.

The organization, namely general manager Walt Jocketty, invested in the wrong players.  He gave starting pitcher Homer Bailey – who is injured and only played in two games this season – a 6 year, $105,000,000 contract.  This is also the same pitcher who is sporting a 58-51 record and a 4.19 ERA for his career.

I’m sorry, but no GM with half a brain would give a dude with pedestrian career numbers a $100 million contract.  If that weren’t bad enough, Bailey’s contract expires in 2021.

Unfortunately for Reds fans, that’s not the only sin that Jocketty had committed.  He also signed first baseman Joey Votto to an absurd 10-year, $225 million contract extension that expires in 2024!

And before you Reds fans out there lecture me on how big of a stud Votto is (and that is true, by the way), no one in his right mind should give a player in his 30s a big contract extension that will expire when he turns 40!  Period.

I understand that the Reds wanted to invest in their franchise player and not risk losing Votto to the New York Yankees or other big market, big spending teams.  And he has decent stats to boot.  But it’s just not smart for a team to invest SO MUCH MONEY into ONE PLAYER when it have other studs on your squad, especially if that team is not a big market club with a suspect minor league system.

There is no way in hell that a team would trade for Votto’s contract, not with nine more years left on it.

Thanks to bad contracts like those, the Reds were not able to give Cueto the contract extension he deserves.  They may not be able to pay Chapman after this season as well.

And if the Bailey and Votto contracts weren’t bad enough, Jocketty hired Bryan Price to replace the fired Dusty Baker after the 2013 season.  It’s pretty safe to say that Price has proven to be not only a lousy manager (98-113 record during his Reds tenure), he is also a bonafide clown.

Nice hire there, Jocketty.

And I wish that I could tell Reds fans that things will get better soon, but they won’t.  In fact, it will take at least two or three more seasons before things will get better.  The Votto and Bailey contracts will handcuff the Reds for at least the next six seasons.  And even if Price were to be canned after this season, who in the hell could manage this bunch?

Seems like Jocketty had lost his magic from his days with the rival St. Louis Cardinals.  Maybe he wants to get himself fired with those dumbass moves so he could go back?


2015 MLB Season: the Mid-Point Edition

mlbThe All-Star break means one thing: we’re at the midway-ish point of the 2015 Major League Baseball season.  This is also the time to see either how well I’m doing in my preseason prediction or how much I sucked at doing so – and it’s usually the latter.

Anyhoo, without further ado…

American League

AL East


  1. Baltimore
  2. Boston
  3. Toronto
  4. New York Yankees
  5. Tampa Bay


  1. NY Yankees
  2. Tampa
  3. Baltimore
  4. Toronto
  5. Boston

Analysis: Well whaddaya know, my Yankees are in first place at this juncture of the season.  And it’s all thanks to that fraud Alex Rodriguez.  Part of me wants to throw up in my mouth after uttering that last sentence.  

This division is pretty balanced – and weak as hell.  The winner of this division may not win more than 85 games.

AL Central


  1. Detroit
  2. Cleveland
  3. Kansas City
  4. Chicago White Sox
  5. Minnesota


  1. Kansas City
  2. Minnesota
  3. Detroit
  4. Cleveland
  5. Chicago White Sox

Analysis:  I guess I should’ve known to pick against the Royals.  Those guys are young, good, and like to fight.  Meanwhile, no one, and I mean NO ONE, saw the Twins coming.  They might be the story of the year.  

AL West


  1. Seattle
  2. LA Angels of Anaheim near El Segundo
  3. Oakland
  4. Texas
  5. Houston


  1. LA Angels
  2. Houston
  3. Texas
  4. Seattle
  5. Oakland

Analysis:  The Angels are on a bit of a roll lately, overtaking the surprising Astros for first place.  I figured the Astros would be a little bit better, but damn was I wrong.  And speaking of being wrong, I nailed that “Seattle in first” pick huh?

National League

NL East


  1. Washington
  2. Miami
  3. Atlanta
  4. New York Mets
  5. Philadelphia


  1. Washington
  2. NY Mets
  3. Atlanta
  4. Miami
  5. Philadelphia

Analysis:  Much of the division aligns with my prediction after you swap Miami with the Mets.  The Mets have been surprisingly good, and the scariest part is they are young and will only get better.

As for Miami, talk about a disappointment.  If only there was a way to fire an owner…

NL Central


  1. St. Louis
  2. Pittsburgh
  3. Chicago Cubs
  4. Cincinnati
  5. Milwaukee


  1. St. Louis
  2. Pittsburgh
  3. Chicago Cubs
  4. Cincinnati
  5. Milwaukee

Analysis:  I pretty much nailed this division.  I’ve actually got something right for a change.  Nothing to see here…

NL West


  1. Los Angeles Dodgers
  2. San Francisco
  3. San Diego
  4. Arizona
  5. Colorado


  1. LA Dodgers
  2. San Francisco
  3. Arizona
  4. San Diego
  5. Colorado

Analysis:  Damn, I pretty much nailed the National League – save a swap here and there.  I guess that means I need to pay closer attention to the American League…

Yankees Need to Honor A-Rod’s Achievements

YankeesBefore I embark on this rant, let me state the following.

While I am a lifelong fan of the New York Yankees, I am not a fan of Alex Rodriguez.  In fact, I cannot stand the man.

I do not like the fact that A-Rod had been so disingenuous with the way he conducted himself on and off the field over the last few seasons, he had become more of an “A-Fraud”.  And with the cat out of the bag on his apparent use of steroids, he has become “A-Roid” to me, not to mention a liar for denying such charges for such a long period of time.

I’ll also go a step further and express how incensed I was that the Yankees allowed A-Rod back.  Why my Yankees didn’t buy his roided ass out and move on was a mystery to me, even more so when they bid against themselves in re-signing A-Rod to that albatross of a deal.

Having said all of that, the Yankees should do the right thing and honor A-Rod’s achievements.  The team wrote clauses in his contract calling for such milestones to be rewarded by handsome bonuses.

And being a disgraced steroid cheat aside, performance enhancers does not help a player put a bat on the ball at a high level.

After all, 668 home runs is… well, 668 home runs.  And only 29 players in Major League Baseball history has at least 3,000 hits.  Those are achievements the Yankees have to honor since A-Rod’s milestones were met while wearing a Yankee uniform.

I know New York loathes A-Rod and would really prefer that he would go the hell away, but this was what the Yankees signed up for when they signed A-Rod to that ridiculous contract extension in the first place.

As for me, I feel like such a profound hypocrite while pulling for this man to help my Yankees stay in the AL East pennant chase with the Tampa Bay Rays.  What’s even worse for me to stomach is that he is the main reason why my Yankees have been doing surprisingly well this season.

God, I feel so dirty…

A Nice, Quick 2015 MLB Preview

mlbThe 2015 Major League Baseball season is upon us.  Lots of storylines abound for the upcoming season.

In the American League: will Alex Rodriguez bounce back?  Will the New York Yankees rebound?  Will the Boston Red Sox’ hitting take them to an AL East division title?  Will Robinson Cano lead the Seattle Mariners back to prominence?

In the National League: will the Washington Nationals FINALLY put together a successful postseason?  Ditto for the Los Angeles Dodgers?  Will someone FINALLY take out the St. Louis Cardinals, aka “Team Cockroach”?

Inquiring minds want to know.  In the meantime, on to the quick-ass preview (predicted records in parentheses)…

*-denotes wild card team

American League

AL East

  1. Baltimore Orioles (89-73)
  2. Boston Red Sox (87-75)
  3. Toronto Blue Jays (85-77)
  4. New York Yankees (81-81)
  5. Tampa Bay Rays (74-88)

(Memo to my beloved Yankees: please win!  Prove me wrong dammit!)

AL Central

  1. Detroit Tigers (85-77)
  2. Cleveland Indians (83-79)
  3. Kansas City Royals (80-82)
  4. Chicago White Sox (75-87)
  5. Minnesota Twins (68-94)

AL West

  1. Seattle Mariners (94-68)
  2. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim below El Segundo in Orange County (90-72)*
  3. Oakland Athletics (88-74)*
  4. Texas Rangers (72-90)
  5. Houston Astros (65-97)

National League

NL East

  1. Washington Nationals (96-66)
  2. Miami Marlins (84-78)
  3. Atlanta Braves (80-82)
  4. New York Mets (76-86)
  5. Philadelphia Phillies (70-92)

(“METS” = “My Entire Team Sucks”)

NL Central

  1. St. Louis Cardinals (89-73)
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates (88-74)*
  3. Chicago Cubs (86-76)
  4. Cincinnati Reds (81-81)
  5. Milwaukee Brewers (75-87)

NL West

  1. Los Angeles Dodgers (94-68)
  2. San Francisco Giants (90-72)*
  3. San Diego Padres (85-77)
  4. Arizona Diamondbacks (75-87)
  5. Colorado Rockies (69-93)

Postseason awards

AL MVP: Robinson Cano

NL MVP: Andrew McCutchen

AL Cy Young Award Winner: Felix Hernandez

NL Cy Young Award Winner: Clayton Kershaw

American League pennant winner: Mariners

National League pennant winner: Nationals

2015 World Series winner: Nationals

2014 World Series Preview

mlbThe two participants in the 2014 World Series are wild card teams.  Both of those teams did not win over 90 games in the regular season – the first time it has happened in World Series history.  One of those teams made its first appearance in the playoffs in almost 30 years.

In short, this past season has been “bizarro world” in major league baseball.

And this should make for one interesting preview.  Speaking of which…

San Francisco Giants vs. Kansas City Royals.  Here we go again: it’s experience vs. youthful exuberance.  The Giants are playing in their third World Series in five years.  Let me say that again: the Giants are playing in their THIRD WORLD SERIES IN FIVE YEARS.  Giants manager Bruce Bochy has to be considered the best manager in baseball.  If he does deliver San Francisco its third World Series title of the decade, no one would dispute his standing.

On the other hand, the Royals keep surprising the hell out of me.  Looking back at the start of the post-season, I could easily say that Kansas City has no business advancing deep into the post-season – let alone the World Series.  The Royals hitting does not scare most pundits, and their starting pitching does not give many to pause.  Hell two of the teams they beat to get to this point (the Angels and Orioles) were far better teams on paper.

But the Royals have one thing that is totally immeasurable: heart.

Kansas City swept both Los Angeles and Baltimore, two of the best teams in all of baseball.  And sure the Royals have a speedy team that is deadly on the base pads, as well as arguably the best bullpen in baseball.  However, there was little doubt that toughness play a big role in the Royals reaching the World Series without even losing a game.

I’ve made the mistake of not picking the Royals in the AL Divisional and Championship Series, but I will not make the same mistake for the World Series.  Call it destiny, call it selling one’s soul to the devil, but I do not see the Giants derailing the Royals a World Series title.  Kansas City’s bullpen is way to strong to overcome, and it should put the finishing touches on what has been a magical season.

Royals in 6.

2014 MLB Playoff Preview: ALCS and NLCS

mlbThe championship series is here, and needless to say there were some surprises.

First of all, I should have known better but the St. Louis Cardinals, aka “Team Cockroach”, got me AGAIN.  The Cardinals simply out-played, out-hustled, and more importantly out-managed the Los Angeles Dodgers.  Speaking of the latter, manager Don Mattingly almost single-handedly lost Game 1 when he left Clayton Kershaw on there too long.

Secondly, the two best teams in baseball were unceremoniously bounced out of the playoffs.  The Washington Nationals were out-toughed by the San Francisco Giants, and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim near El Segundo were swept – SWEPT – by the young and inexperienced Kansas City Royals.

All of that makes for an old-school “Final Four” in Major League Baseball’s championship round.  Let’s go…

American League

Baltimore Orioles vs. Kansas City Royals.  It’s nice to see the Royals competing for the AL pennant again.  Shades of George Brett and the 1980s are back and are likely here to stay.  However, the Orioles are simply better.  As long as Baltimore keeps Kansas City off the base pads where it could do some major damage with its running game, it will advance to the World Series.  Don’t forget that the Orioles can mash a helluva lot better than the Royals as well.  Orioles in 6.

National League

St. Louis Cardinals vs. San Francisco Giants.  Old-school matchup on all levels here in terms of style and personnel.  Both teams are grinders that look to wear opposing teams down.  This should be a classic, competitive series.  That said, I’m not going to pick against the Cardinals again.  Cardinals in 7.

A VERY Late 2014 MLB Playoff Preview: ALDS and NLDS


Yeah I know I’m late as hell with this Major League Baseball playoff series, so sue me.  I’m a slacker and dammit I’m proud of it.

That said, I love the fact that the American League Divisional Series are matchups featuring experience (Tigers and Angels) vs. youth (Orioles and Royals).  And how cool is it to see the Royals back in the postseason?

On the other hand, all of the playoff participants in the National League Divisional Series are experienced.  In short, this should be one October to remember.

Oh and by the way, I know the ALCS started last night – and I am STILL sticking with my picks.  So without further ado…

American League

Baltimore Orioles vs. Detroit Tigers.  This is the first of two classic “youth vs. experience” matchups in the ALDS.  The Orioles are a young team that has been on a tear for most of the regular season, roaring past the Toronto Blue Jays and my beloved New York Yankees around the All-Star break and remaining in cruise control the rest of the way.  They are the favorites to advance to the World Series – maybe a “Beltway Series” with the Nationals (more on them later).

The Tigers on the other hand are old faithful.  Sure they didn’t completely “wow” us this season despite the talent they have.  Sure, Justin Verlander underachieved a bit.  Sure David Price struggled a bit when he was traded from the Tampa Bay Rays.  Sure, Miguel Cabrera is probably not in the best shape.  But man are those boys seasoned, especially come playoff time.

It is normally a good idea to go with experience over youth – except in this case because, well, the Orioles are just better.  Orioles in 5.

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Near El Segundo vs. Kansas City Royals.  Just as with the Orioles-Tigers series, this series is youth vs. experience.  Hell in Royals haven’t tasted the postseason since I was a little kid in the mid 1980s.  I for one am excited over the Royals making their first postseason appearance in almost 30 years.  Unfortunately for the Royals, the Angels are a juggernaut who will run roughshod over the Royals.

The Royals are a good, feel-good story that will not be around for us to digest for long.  Angels in 4.

National League

Washington Nationals vs. San Francisco Giants.  This is an interesting matchup.  Will the Nationals’ pitching staff propel them past the veteran wild-card Giants?  Washington has the best pitching staff statistically in baseball with a 3.04 ERA.  The Nats are hot right now, and have been since the All-Star break.  Between ace Stephen Strasburg, Jordan Zimmerman, and Doug Fister (and maybe Tanner Roark ot of the bullpen), I do not see San Francisco’s bats getting over Washington’s pitching.  Nationals in 4. 

Los Angeles Dodgers vs. St. Louis Cardinals.  Clayton Kershaw and Zack Greinke vs. “Team Cockroach”.  The Dodgers are much better on paper than the Cardinals, but that didn’t stop the Cardinals from beating them last postseason.  The Cardinals are hard to figure.  They are not among the most talented teams on paper, yet those cats keep winning – hence the name “Team Cockroach”.  Again, the Dodgers are better than the Cardinals.  Yasiel Puig and Co. should be able to do work on St. Louis.  But until I see St. Louis underachieve in a playoff series, I will not pick against them.

Oh what the hell, I’ll pick against St. Louis (and I’ll probably get burned AGAIN).  Dodgers in 5.


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