2011 NFL Week 17 Preview

As William Shakespeare once said, “parting is such a sweet sorrow”.

I am sad that the NFL regular season is coming to an end.  And while I have the NBA and college basketball to ease my pain for the next five months, there is nothing – NOTHING – like the NFL.

Before I start boo-hooing like a baby, here is how I see the final week of the 2011 NFL season shaping out…

Games of the Week

Baltimore Ravens at Cincinnati Bengals.  This has a few things riding on it.  First, this will not only determine who wins the AFC North, but who will obtain that all-important #2 seed in the AFC.  The Ravens need this in the worst way, given how their last three trips in the playoffs ended.  The Bengals need this to just reach then playoffs.  And while Cincinnati does control its own destiny, it is a young team who is frankly two years ahead of schedule.

The Bengals will finally have a sellout that does not involve my Pittsburgh Steelers coming to town, and Paul Brown Stadium will be rocking.  Plus, the Ravens are “turrible” on the road.  Baltimore lost to Seattle and Jacksonville – JACKSONVILLE! – on the road for Christ’s sake.  And for that reason, I see the young Bengals beating the Ravens.  The Bengals will reach the playoffs, while the Ravens will lose the AFC North to my Steelers.  It’s a win-win scenario all the way around.  Bengals 17, Ravens 14.

Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants.  This game will determine the NFC East champion – and sacrificial lamb to either Detroit or Atlanta in the playoffs.  Both teams are so mediocre, an asterisk should be affixed to whoever wins what was a terrible division.  That said, I like the Giants in this, a lot.  Dallas is too damn inconsistent to have any type of faith in.  Plus when was the last time Dallas did well in December?  This will be Jason Garrett’s last game as coach of the Dallas Cowboys – and that may be a good thing to Cowboys fans.  Giants 24, Cowboys 17.

“Who Gives a Damn?” Game of the Week

Colts at Jaguars.  The only reason people will watch this game is to see if the Colts will mail this in to secure their spot in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes, a.k.a. “Suck for Luck”.  Well, that and to feed a gambling addiction…

Ass-Whupping of the Week

Falcons over Buccaneers.  Tampa Bay has quit on coach Raheem Morris.  While the Falcons may be playing only for seeding (and possibly a tune-up) purposes, I’d be shocked if Tampa does not mail it in before halftime.  It doesn’t look good for Brother Raheem’s future in Tampa.  Falcons 30, Bucs 13.

Sunday’s Games

Packers over Lions (if Green Bay rests its starters, then it’s Detroit all the way)
49ers over Lambs
Dolphins over Jets (the Jets know it’s over)
Patriots over Bills
Vikings over Bears
Saints over Panthers (if New Orleans rests Drew Brees, then Carolina should win)
Eagles over Redskins
Titans over Texans
Steelers over Browns (gotta get that AFC North title fellas!!!)
Chiefs over Broncos (this is the ultimate revenge game for Kyle Orton)
Raiders over Chargers (Raider Nation is returning to the playoffs for the first time in forever)
Cardinals over Seahawks (mediocrity rules!!!)

Last week:  8-7 (just horrible)

Year to date:  144-72

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I am avid sports lover who cherishes all things Steelers, Knicks, and Yankees - and despise all Boston and Cleveland-based sports. Enjoy!!!

Posted on December 29, 2011, in NFL, sports story and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. I disagree about chiefs broncos

    • Hey,
      As a fan of Tebow’s, I hope I am wrong. I just think with the Denver defense ailing in the secondary, coupled with Tebow’s recent poor play, the Chiefs are going to ruin Denver’s season on the road. And you know Kyle Orton would just love to stick it to them…

      • I too am a fan of Tim Tebow, but now doubt the Broncos can pull off yet another fourth quarter miracle against the Chiefs. KC has been revitalized under Romeo Crennel and Tebow hasn’t played well the past two weeks. Von Miller is playing with a cast over his broken thumb which will affect his speed pass rush ability on the edge and the Broncos entire secondary is banged up. Also, Romeo Crennel will develop an outstanding defensive game plan for Tebow this time around. Kyle Orton will be able to take advantage of the Broncos injured secondary and get his revenge.

  2. I really like your astute observation on the N.O. Saints vs Carolina Panthers! Saint’s coach, Sean Payton has said their priority must be how to “put ourselves in the best position to play well and put ourselves in an opportunity to win a championship.” The only way the Saints can improve their playoff seeding is if the Saints beat the Panthers and SF loses to the Rams – which is highly unlikely. Here’s an eye opening statistic for you – the Saints under Sean Payton are 0 – 5 in Week 17 games including losing in 2009 @ Carolina 23 – 10, 2008 @ N.O. 33 – 31 and 2006 @ N.O. 31 – 21.

  3. You pointed out this is the Bengals only sellout not involving Pittsburgh, but i guarantee you that you will see many terrible towels at the Bengals game. When Cincinnati discounted tickets many people who couldn’t get Steelers tickets bought those tickets to root against the Ravens.

    PS. I would know since thats what most of my friends i still talk to from Pittsburgh are doing.

    • Nice. I actually thought of going to the Bengals game to do the same – root against the Ravens. It’s not looking real good for the home team right now…

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