Archive for December, 2011

2011 NFL Week 17 Preview

As William Shakespeare once said, “parting is such a sweet sorrow”.

I am sad that the NFL regular season is coming to an end.  And while I have the NBA and college basketball to ease my pain for the next five months, there is nothing – NOTHING – like the NFL.

Before I start boo-hooing like a baby, here is how I see the final week of the 2011 NFL season shaping out…

Games of the Week

Baltimore Ravens at Cincinnati Bengals.  This has a few things riding on it.  First, this will not only determine who wins the AFC North, but who will obtain that all-important #2 seed in the AFC.  The Ravens need this in the worst way, given how their last three trips in the playoffs ended.  The Bengals need this to just reach then playoffs.  And while Cincinnati does control its own destiny, it is a young team who is frankly two years ahead of schedule.

The Bengals will finally have a sellout that does not involve my Pittsburgh Steelers coming to town, and Paul Brown Stadium will be rocking.  Plus, the Ravens are “turrible” on the road.  Baltimore lost to Seattle and Jacksonville – JACKSONVILLE! – on the road for Christ’s sake.  And for that reason, I see the young Bengals beating the Ravens.  The Bengals will reach the playoffs, while the Ravens will lose the AFC North to my Steelers.  It’s a win-win scenario all the way around.  Bengals 17, Ravens 14.

Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants.  This game will determine the NFC East champion – and sacrificial lamb to either Detroit or Atlanta in the playoffs.  Both teams are so mediocre, an asterisk should be affixed to whoever wins what was a terrible division.  That said, I like the Giants in this, a lot.  Dallas is too damn inconsistent to have any type of faith in.  Plus when was the last time Dallas did well in December?  This will be Jason Garrett’s last game as coach of the Dallas Cowboys – and that may be a good thing to Cowboys fans.  Giants 24, Cowboys 17.

“Who Gives a Damn?” Game of the Week

Colts at Jaguars.  The only reason people will watch this game is to see if the Colts will mail this in to secure their spot in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes, a.k.a. “Suck for Luck”.  Well, that and to feed a gambling addiction…

Ass-Whupping of the Week

Falcons over Buccaneers.  Tampa Bay has quit on coach Raheem Morris.  While the Falcons may be playing only for seeding (and possibly a tune-up) purposes, I’d be shocked if Tampa does not mail it in before halftime.  It doesn’t look good for Brother Raheem’s future in Tampa.  Falcons 30, Bucs 13.

Sunday’s Games

Packers over Lions (if Green Bay rests its starters, then it’s Detroit all the way)
49ers over Lambs
Dolphins over Jets (the Jets know it’s over)
Patriots over Bills
Vikings over Bears
Saints over Panthers (if New Orleans rests Drew Brees, then Carolina should win)
Eagles over Redskins
Titans over Texans
Steelers over Browns (gotta get that AFC North title fellas!!!)
Chiefs over Broncos (this is the ultimate revenge game for Kyle Orton)
Raiders over Chargers (Raider Nation is returning to the playoffs for the first time in forever)
Cardinals over Seahawks (mediocrity rules!!!)

Last week:  8-7 (just horrible)

Year to date:  144-72

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Cam Newton Should Be the Rookie of the Year

This is the no-brainers of all no-brainers.

Carolina Panthers rookie QB Cam Newton has taken the NFL by storm this season.  He shot down the nay-sayers.  Created believers out of doubters (including yours truly).  He broke records (rookie passing and QB rushing touchdowns in a season).  Simply put, Newton exceeded expectations and turned a laughingstock franchise in a respectable force in the future.

That is why Newton should be the NFL Rookie of the Year, and it shouldn’t be close.

Sure people (namely Skip Bayless) will point out that Newton has not led his team to a winning record a la Andy Dalton (another ROY candidate) in Cincinnati – Newton’s Panthers are 6-9 while Dalton’s Bengals are 9-6 with a shot at a wild-card berth.  Those same people will say that Newton has thrown more interceptions than Dalton (16 to 13).

Well, I have some things that would shoot down the Dalton argument.

First of all, as I mentioned earlier, Newton set records from the QB position.  He broke the rookie passing record set by Peyton Manning – yes, THAT Peyton Manning.  Newton has passed for 3,893 while completing 60% of his passes – not bad for a person with “accuracy issues” coming out of Auburn.

Newton broke the touchdown record for QBs with 14 – which is also second highest rushing TDs in the league this season.  He has rushed for 674 yards with a 5.6 yards per carry (who does that?).

The second reason is one that a lot of people are not talking about.  Dalton’s ROY votes will be split with A.J. Green – who is not only a rookie sensation himself, but is Dalton’s teammate.  That alone should hand Newton the ROY award.

This is not to poo-poo the success of Dalton.  I liked the kid since he was tearing it up at TCU.  Plus, I expect bigger things for him and the Bengals next season going forward.

I just think that this is Newton’s award to lose.

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Week 16 Power Rankings

  1. New Orleans Saints
  2. Green Bay Packers
  3. San Francisco 49ers
  4. Pittsburgh Steelers
  5. Baltimore Ravens
  6. New England Patriots
  7. Detroit Lions
  8. Cincinnati Bengals
  9. Atlanta Falcons
  10. Houston Texans

Yeah, I typed it.  The New Orleans Saints is the best team in the NFL.

Yes, I know the Packers have the best record in the league.  Yes, I know the Packers beat the Saints earlier in the regular season.  However, it’s not the record that makes a team.

Simply put, the Saints are playing the best football of any team in the league right now.  And while the Packers are extremely hard to beat in Lambeau Field in January, I like the Saints best against the Packers best.

And I would put money on it…

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Bonds’ Arrogance Is Sickening

Barry Bonds was sentenced last Friday to 30 days of house arrest, two-years of probation and a $4,000 fine for his obstruction of justice conviction.

You think that would be good enough for Bonds to ride off into the sunset and put this whole thing behind him, right?

Wrong!

Dude is filing an appeal with the the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeal to toss out his conviction.  Talk about out of touch.

First of all, Bonds needs to realize that he got off BIG TIME from his perjury charge.  Second, he obviously thinks that he did not do anything wrong.

Memo to Bonds: it’s obvious you took some steroids.  If it wasn’t for your trainer, whatever his name is, not ratting your ass out to the grand jury, you would be doing time for perjury.  Instead, you got off on a little obstruction of justice charge.

Sidebar: how was Bonds not charged for perjury when he was charged for obstruction of justice.  Doesn’t the latter imply that one impeded an investigation, with one of the ways via LYING about it?

At any rate, Bonds needs to take his punishment like a man and go away.

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2011 NFL Week 16 Preview – the Early Christmas Edition

This is my early-ass holiday edition of my weekly NFL preview.  I will be traveling to Cincinnati to be with the in-laws (and talk trash to the Bengals fans) for the holidays, and I probably won’t be blogging that much (if at all) during that time.  At any rate, enjoy the preview and the games, and have a Merry Christmas bitches!!!!! :)

Game of the Week

Philadelphia Eagles at Dallas Cowboys.  Why did you choose a matchup with two mediocre teams you ask?  It’s simple, first place in the NFC East is on the line.  HUH?  Check it out: Philly could still win the division if they get the help (the Giants losing either of their two games and the Cowboys losing out).  Plus, The Eagles are healthy and hot right now.  QB Michael Vick and the offense is firing on all cylinders, and looks unstoppable.  It doesn’t hurt that the Eagles have the Cowboys’ number.  Remember that 34-14 beatdown Philly put on Dallas?  Well, I’m sure Dallas does too, which makes this game a must-see.  While I expect the Cowboys to play better, I don’t see them derailing the Philly train.  Eagles 27, Cowboys 20.

Thursday’s Game

Texans over Colts

Saturday’s Games

Broncos over Bills
Bengals over Cardinals (will be there with good seats baby!!!)
Titans over Jaguars
Chiefs over Raiders
Patriots over Dolphins
Jets over Giants
Steelers over Lambs (please sit Big Ben.  P.S. Go Steelers!!!)
Redskins over Vikings
Panthers over Buccaneers
Ravens over Browns (I never thought I’d say this out loud, but go Browns!!!)
Lions over Chargers
49ers over Seahawks (Niners are legit)

Sunday’s Game

Packers over Bears

Monday’s Game

Saints over Falcons

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Ohio State Ruling Proves NCAA Is a Joke

So let me get this straight…

A university where its former coach (Jim Tressel) was cited for failing to report infractions got a one-year bowl ban.  The same university where some of its players sold memorabilia and said former coach allowed ineligible players to compete in the 2010 season, including in the Sugar Bowl.

A bowl ban?  Just ONE bowl ban?

That is such bull(spit).

Sure there is this “reductions of scholarships” thing.  And the school did impose its own sanctions – the scholarship reductions, vacating wins, and giving back money for bowl appearances.

But just ONE bowl ban?

And I do not care of Tressel himself got hammered.  He had done the deeds, but don’t tell me the athletic department did not know what Tressel was up to.  Ohio State is too big and powerful to not know what went on – and if it didn’t, then it should have known.

ONE bowl ban?

USC should be screaming from the rooftops.

And spare me the argument that USC’s violations were worse that Ohio State’s.  Both schools committed violations surrounding illegal benefits, with Tressel lying about it!

I guess the NCAA had to make things easier for ESPN’s Urban Meyer eh?

Way to go NCAA for levying “blind justice”.  Something tells me North Carolina is going to cry “uncle” when the NCAA hammers them worse than it did Ohio State.

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Week 15 Top Ten Power Rankings

 

  1. Green Bay Packers
  2. New England Patriots
  3. New Orleans Saints
  4. San Francisco 49ers
  5. Pittsburgh Steelers
  6. Baltimore Ravens
  7. Atlanta Falcons
  8. Detroit Lions
  9. Houston Texans
  10. Cincinnati Bengals

Let the hate begin…

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2011-2012 NBA Preview

I never thought I would be previewing this season, but thanks to that stupid lockout ending, we can get down to business.  Here’s how I think the NBA will shake out this season.

Eastern Conference

Atlantic Division

  1. New York Knicks (I am feeling my Knicks this season!!!)*
  2. Boston Celtics*
  3. Toronto Raptors
  4. New Jersey Nets
  5. Philadelphia 76ers

Analysis:  This is the season my Knicks will return to being a perennial contender.  In signing Tyson Chandler (albeit at high price), we solidified our glaring weakness: interior defense.  Now Amare Stoudamire can go back to his natural position at the 4-spot, while Carmelo Anthony will continue to thrive at the 3.  As long as coach Mike D’Antoni can pay at least a little bit attention to defense, this division is ours’ for the taking.

The Celtics are getting old folks – and quite cantankerous.  Kevin Garnett called out commissioner David Stern for having “rushed camps” in one of the strangest metaphors ever uttered from an athlete.  Sure they still have the Big Three in Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen as well as coach Doc Rivers, but they will still have issues with depth with glen “Big Baby” Davis in Orlando.  We also have to figure in the potential chemistry issues with Rajon Rondo, especially since they tried to trade him.

Toronto and Jersey may end up swapping places depending on the Nets’ personnel.  If Jersey lands Dwight Howard in a trade, the Nets will finish higher than Toronto (and possibly Boston) and take Orlando’s playoff spot.

Meanwhile, someone needs to wake 76ers fans to let them know that their team will be competing.

Central Division

  1. Chicago Bulls*
  2. Indiana Pacers*
  3. Milwaukee Bucks*
  4. Detroit Pistons
  5. Cleveland Cavaliers

Analysis:  This is the Bulls’ division, and it’s not even close.  Along with all-world point guard Derrick Rose, Chicago signed Rip Hamilton to a 2-year contract which should give the Bulls a second scorer that they desperately missed.  That way, Carlos Boozer can focus on doing the dirty work down low, which will make the Bulls a more complete team.

The Pacers are going to be much improved, especially after signing power forward David West to a 2-year contract.  That will enable Tyler Hansborough to return to his sixth-man role in which he thrived last season.  It also gives Danny Granger the scoring help that he needs.  Pacers fans need to show up and rock the house this season because this team is going to make some noise.

The Milwaukee Bucks should be among the beneficiaries of the lockout because the reduced season will reduce the wear and tear on center Andrew Bogut.  Having point guard Brandon Jennings healthy for an abbreviated season would also help tremendously.  It’s time to “fear the deer” again.

The Pistons and Cavaliers will be in a battle for last place.  While the Pistons might be a little bit better, the Cavs are going to stink up the joint despite the presence of rookie Kyrie Irving.  Plus, I would love to see a team owned by “Whiny” Dan Gilbert suffer.

Southeast Division

  1. Miami Heat*
  2. Atlanta Hawks*
  3. Orlando Magic*
  4. Charlotte Bobcats
  5. Washington Wizards

Analysis:  This is an easy division to evaluate.  The Heat are head and shoulders the class of the division, with no real challengers nor even playoff prospects.  The Hawks have the talent to make a run at a playoff spot.

As for the Magic, it all depends on Dwight Howard.  If the Magic miraculously keep him, then they will finish above Atlanta.  If Orlando gets crap in return for him, then they will have a hard time finishing above Charlotte.

Speaking of Charlotte, the Bobcats have gotten a lot younger over the summer, but had a decent draft led by last year’s NCAA Tournament Most Outstanding Player Kemba Walker.  I do question their depth and wonder if they will score enough points to be in half of their games.

Aside from their jersey color change, the Wizards will be the same bad team.  And while they’re at it, their name should be changed back to the “Bullets”.

Western Conference

Southwest Division

  1. Dallas Mavericks*
  2. Memphis Grizzlies*
  3. San Antonio Spurs*
  4. Houston Rockets
  5. New Orleans Hornets

Analysis:  This is by far the toughest division in the NBA.  Any of the top four teams could contend for the division crown, with three of the teams (Mavs, Grizzlies, and Spurs) viable threats in the Western Conference.  While the Mavs lost Tyson Chandler to my Knicks a few weeks ago, they still have stud Dirk Nowitski, Jason Terry and Jason Kidd.  I almost forgot to mention that they obtained Lamar Odom from the Lakers for next to nothing.

Memphis is a team on the rise.  The Grizzlies re-signed Marc Gasol a week ago, thus they will bring back a frontcourt that includes Zach Randolph and healthier Rudy Gay.  The Fed-Ex Forum should be rocking every home game thanks to their playoff run last season.

The Spurs are a consistent bunch that is there seemingly every year in the Western Conference.  I’m not counting them out this season, though they are a bit long in the tooth.

As for the Hornets, I’m just waiting for the league to stop tripping and contract them.  The NBA should had never allowed the Hornets to leave Charlotte in the first place.

Northwest Division

  1. Oklahoma City Thunder*
  2. Denver Nuggets*
  3. Portland Trailblazers
  4. Utah Jazz
  5. Minnesota Timberwolves

Analysis:  The Thunder is the clear class of this division.  While the Nuggets will contend for a playoff spot, the only way the Nuggets win this division is if OKC falls asleep at the wheel – literally.  As for the rest of the division, the last three team are stuck in rebuilding mode.  Jazz fans are missing Jerry Sloan already.

Pacific Division

  1. Los Angeles Lakers*
  2. Los Angeles Clippers*
  3. Phoenix Suns*
  4. Golden State Warriors
  5. Sacramento Kings

Analysis:  The Lakers will still win this division, but barely over the Clippers.  While I understand that it normally takes a majority of a season for new pieces to jell, I just love this Clippers team.  Wow, talk about something I never thought I’d say out loud.

This may be the last playoff run the Suns will make with Steve Nash and Grant Hill in the twilight of their careers.  Golden State is a team on the rise, but the jury is out until new coach Mark Jackson’s season is over.  Speaking of seasons being over, it has to suck being a Kings fan these days.  Maybe things will change once they move to Las Vegas?  Just sayin’…

*-denotes playoff teams

Eastern Conference Champions:  Miami Heat

Western Conference Champions:  Oklahoma City Thunder

NBA Champions:  Miami Heat

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Post-Lockout NBA Poll #2

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2011 NFL Week 15 Preview

Game of the Week

New England Patriots at Denver Broncos.  Yes, I have bought into the Tim Tebow hype known as “Tebow-mania” a long time ago.  I do not know what it is about that kid, but dude just wins!  This game intrigues me from the standpoint of seeing Tebow go against Tom Brady.  I mean, common sense says that Brady would Tebow and the Broncos’ asses alive, but who knows?  After all, the Broncos came from behind against the Bears (thank you Marion Barber), after being dominated for 3 1/2 quarters.

By the way, you know that the Tebow haters and other players are pulling for the Patriots to clean Denver’s clock.  While it may not be a blowout, I do think the Pats will win by double-digits.  If Tebow is able to exploit New England’s leaky secondary, then it may be a classic.  I’m just not so sure.  Patriots 27, Broncos 17.

Upset of the Week

Chargers over Ravens.  I could easily see this happening.  The Ravens are a so-so road team at best, losing to the Titans and to the juggernauts known as the Jaguars and Seahawks.  San Diego is a matchup nightmare for Baltimore.  The Chargers can spread the field with Philip Rivers and he will pick the Ravens’ asses alive with those wide receivers and Antonio Gates.  Besides, this is the time of year the Chargers tend to get hot – even though head coach Norv Turner will be fired at season’s end.

Meanwhile, the Ravens struggle against teams that can score at will.  It may be a bit close, though it wouldn’t shock me to see the Chargers win by double-digits.

Ass-Whupping of the Week

Packers over Chiefs.  Does anyone think this game will be close at the end of the 1st quarter?  Not I, saith the Lord…  Packers 40, Chiefs 7.

“Who Gives a Damn?” Game of the Week

Cleveland Browns at Arizona Cardinals

Thursday’s Game

Falcons over Jaguars

Saturday’s Game

Cowboys over Buccaneers

Sunday’s Games

Bills over Dolphins
Bears over Seahawks
Titans over Colts
Bengals over Lambs
Saints over Vi-Queens
Giants over Redskins
Texans over Panthers
Raiders over Lions
Eagles over Jets

Monday’s Game

49ers over Steelers (my Steelers are too banged up to compete with a very good team on the road)

Last week’s record:  10-5

Year to date:  136-65

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